C.K. Dexter Haven

Proud father...proud son...proud METS fan...grew up WITH hip hop, not on it...I DIG B&W movies. Tweeting my own thoughts...

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@MissyElliott Ms. Elliott? MISSY!! Cut out all this fibbin. 😂😂

You know good'n hell well...

So, now 'One Minute Man' was about a dude running a foot race??

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Hey guys?

I promise you dont have to try and make a marriage proposal memorable. The sentiment, love and BIG ASS DIAMOND RING will do that.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

She thought she was just throwing out the first pitch at a Marlins game...

Instead she left the field with a fiancé 💍

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@Lizzs_Lockeroom What bike?

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Hey @PetSmart what THE FUCK is @Banfield on?

My puppy of 13 yrs DIED 2 months ago & when my wife called to cancel our medical plan for him, you told her 'sorry, but you have a contract'?

What the ENTIRE FUCK is wrong with you miserable, money hungry bastards?

Not ONE more 💵

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@LikeImages @Metsmerized Sorry, "bad" defender? You mean like Gleyber bad? Miguel Andujar bad?

Is he a GGer, no, not yet. But bad?

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Stayed away from here for the most part these last 36 hours, and I'll likely continue to.

There's nothing to say, and REALLY nothing I want to hear/read

In the end, his lack of character, integrity, decorum, his fascism, his felonies...Jan 6...

NONE of it mattered.

Ok

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@SNYtv @DannyAbriano From the practical standpoint?

He plays 3 of the 4 infield positions. And plays them well.

The bat is likely to be more streaky than we saw this season, but I also like his energy.

Absolutely bring him back. I can see him getting neat 400 ABs in a backup role

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@jemelehill Just found The Legend of Billie Jean on Tubi...

So me and this gummy about to pack it in for the night...

FAIR IS FAIR✊🏾

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@Ben_Yoel LHPs played well in the NL East in '24.

Instead of overspending on Burnes....maybe kick the tires on/land a few second tier guys like...Montgomery? Bring back Manaea?

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@BBCBreaking The word "Queen" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here

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@MLBNetworkRadio The Mets have 50-11 options at 2nd NOW...why would they sign another?

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@CBSEveningNews I'm wondering why anyone would be surprised at this?

Megan Kelly doesn't possess any morale fiber nor any actual integrity.

Her entire career has been spent exploiting her proximity to powerful white men. We all knew she'd be back here...giggling as she's chased around a desk

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@CBSNews I mean...he kinda looks like Roseanne Barr, so I get why he's using her piss poor 'Ambian' excuse.

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@KamalaHQ

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@atrupar @marcorubio? The ✌🏾comedian✌🏾 didn't make this joke at a comedy show (which would've been bad enough). He made it at a Trump rally.

They knew how it was going to be received and let it fly.

So just own it, coward.

It's not like Trump will lose one racist, xenophobic vote.

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@big_business_ 10 yards from the spin; 4 yards from the reverse hurdle. Saquon's always been solid. Now he's tryna hammer the point.

In related news: Giants rushers (2) had 99 yards and 0 TDs in NYG's 4th loss in a row earlier today.

Giants: A penny wise, and a pound (dollar) foolish.

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@Acyn A. Saying #44's full name is a lazy and tired dog whistle that no longer moves any needles.

B. #44 and his First Lady have three EARNED Ivy league degrees between them...and she has TWO of them.

Does intellectually challenged trump REALLY want to rumble with the (queen) bee?

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1. In THIS era of sports? Where players LIVE to disrespect their opponents on every HR, K, TD, 1st Down, dunk, 3PTer, etc...and fans eat that shit up?

2. I mean...the Dodgers did all but sweep 'em

[LMC @LMCxLUC]

THE DISRESPECT IS CRAZY WORK 😭💀 #YankeesDodgers

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@MLB @espn They didn't even have one of the best defensive SSs in all MLB as a finalist in the NL.

This whole award is a farce

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@Akademiks Didn't Drake get dropped by Diddy in a Miami restaurant once?

Bruh can have his feelings, but have em in private. With your OVOs.

'Cause from what I'm seeing/reading De might be bout that work...and the only thing that would make ya boy's '24 worse, would be getting fu*ked up.