TheNHLCentels

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The Canadiens wasted no time getting back to what they know best.

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Rent was due. Carolina collected.

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Carolina really made Montreal fans realize Ottawa might've just been horrible all along.

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Carolina becomes the first NHL team allowed to commit crimes during playoffs.

Montreal powerplays tonight: LOL

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2 weeks off and they still needed OT to beat the 8th seed 😭

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Carolina finally found the one team they couldn’t sweep 😭

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@RDSca Montreal scored more on Carolina in 60 minutes than Ottawa did in an entire playoff series 💀

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@HabsOnReddit Montreal scored more on Carolina in 60 minutes than Ottawa did in an entire playoff series 💀

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@HabsOnReddit Montreal scored more on Carolina in 60 minutes than Ottawa did in an entire playoff series 💀

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Ottawa fans spent months telling everyone they were the better Canadian team 😭

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Another Jakub Dobes masterclass. The fake fans doubted him. We saw the vision from day one.

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And they said he was the next Carey Price 😭

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Montreal and Buffalo are witnessing generational goaltending performances in real time.

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Habs fans after Dobes allows another goal on the first shot of the game trying to explain why it somehow wasn’t his fault

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Montreal fans currently producing advanced analytics to explain how a .250 save percentage was actually caused by “bad defensive structure.”

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The Montreal Canadiens goalie experience claims another victim.

3 goals on 4 shots and the transformation already began before the first intermission.

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Montreal fans preparing the “refs sold” tweets before warmups even finish 💀

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Habs fans when Buffalo doesn’t take 9 penalties before the first intermission.

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19 saves on 22 shots and Habs fans were calling this guy the future 😭

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Buffalo just can’t escape Montreal.

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