Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧

I tweet about TV, movies, politics, sports, and nerdy things. I use a lot of profanity. All tweets are mine. If I say it here, I'll say it in real life as well.

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Debby does the northeast.

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

Post-Tropical Cyclone #Debby Advisory 30: Heavy Rainfall and a Significant Flood Threat Lingering Across Portions of the Northeast. https://t.co/tW4KeGdBFb

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Andreeva is done fucking around. #FrenchOpen

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Sol Ruca is overrated. #WWERaw

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Why does Alicia Taylor keep saying "chumpion"? #wrestlemania

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

I don't believe this for a second. #wrestlemania

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

And that's how you do a short match at #wrestlemania

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

And Cirie skates by yet again. #Survivor50

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

And we oficially have the bathroom/snack break match for #Wrestlemania. #WWERaw

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Why he doing the Disco Inferno dirty like that? #SmackDown

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

@ChefReactions

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

That's a horrible make up job. #WWERAW

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

@SilverHawk05 I hate seeing Cerie

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

That was fucking shit. From beginning to end. Fucking shit. #WWERaw

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Can someone shut this fucking cunt up #Survivor49

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Can't see him now. #SNME

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Cena kissing the ring that has the Saudi Arabia logo on it. *chef's kiss* #SNME

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

A sea full of marks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #SNME

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Why are they piping in crowd noise tonight? #WWERAW

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Why is this match tonight and not on the main show tomorrow? #SmackDown

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

Let us give thanks to not having to listen to Cris Collinsworth tonight. #TNF #Thanksgiving

[Mike 🇺🇸👨🏻‍🍳🎧 @TheNHNerd]

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