Nadine

it’s all relevant

[Nadine @TheNadLife]

happy summer 🌞

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[matilda mother @amxndamichelle]

a drunk girl without a cigarette is like an angel without wings

[kla @blessedswift]

Me and my friends drunk on Snapchat at 2am in a Taco Bell

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Donald Trump you will NEVER be her!!!!!

[two boobs johnson @juicysirIoin]

bring back disowning family members

[craig lunch @USAskillissue]

let me put on something a little more … OSHA certified ;)

[B @the_petshopboy]

Telling my kids this is the Statue of Liberty

[brit ❤️‍🔥 @sapphiretearsky]

well janice, Jesus doesn’t sing cruel summer

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

We can never get enough of Sandra Oh style. ✨ #Oscars95

Peep all of our favorite looks: https://t.co/h9HvfzYzrh

[Nadine @TheNadLife]

@KatieJayneEarl I said i was going to try without it. I did. Then i wanted it, bad. BUT i was also induced which tends to make it much harder to go without the epi. I personally had a good experience with it and progressed quickly once i had it. And no lasting side effects at 16mo postpartum

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

*at a job interview*
“Can you perform under pressure?”
Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

My son is sick so his voice is all congested-sounding and he asked me for crepes for breakfast. So I googled a crepe recipe, made a crepe even though I never have before. Put it down in front of him and he was like “these are grapes?” He just wanted some grapes.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

[tri vo @tribranchvo]

when rihanna performs a 14-minute makeup tutorial at the halftime show instead