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[Tattoo God 💉🩸 @TheNamesLarson]

First person to buy a beer at the fest, I feel accomplished and only 3 people called me an alcoholic

[slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) @two40ftslabs]

i really really like the guy on the other page

[j @flarnskt]

I think if we rode through the whole desert together I would give the horse a fucking name

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

It's weird that when you put a tie on a dog, he looks like he's a silly little fellow and when you put a tie on a cat, he looks like he actually does have a job and is probably dissatisfied with it

[Anaïs @MorriganReading]

feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

It’s nice when the fantasy app is like, congrats on winning champ, go grab a miller lite right now at 8 am on a Tuesday

[sam henri gold @samhenrigold]

“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism

[ChicagoPainNetwork @ChicagoPainNet]

What watching Rome Odunze for 4 full quarters feels like

[Sofilein @SofiGaming]

Wearing this to work tomorrow

[やまだ @iamyamada89]

何回見ても山岡のリリースわけわからんw

[Jason ✨✨ The Cinfluencer @Disn3yDude]

If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.

[aakansha @garlicnaando]

if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here

[joyful critter @masochistmartyr]

so was spongebob :)

[𝓐𝓤𝓓𝓤 @CineAudu]

Bill cracking up will be always my favorite thing. I miss him.

[MadRic @muthiinza]

I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes

[raggedy ann @kmsselena]

watching an active shooter in the workplace training but i work from home

[robert @filminquisitor]

idk if i’ve ever seen a quicker and more confusing fold than this 😭

[Tim Kalinowski @TimmyKal12]

Still the wildest thing I’ve ever seen someone do with a football

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again