@MrBeast day 2 of trying to get your attention and convince you to help me plan my sons 8th birthday Mr Beast party!
Keep your schedule open in September π
@MrBeast this is my first attempt to invite you to my sons 8th birthday party in September in Ca!
He wants a Mr Beast themed birthday and it would make his whole world if you showed up.
Cheers
Hey @elonmusk, for your next big enhancement, please remove the ability for me to still view tweets of someone I blocked. We are trying to heal, and this is really killing the whole vibe.
I had a drunken one night stand in Vegas and this guy's social media has no selfies of him.
I feel like Rose in Titanic trying to remember what Jack looked like.
I don't know what's better, hearing that both of my exes ran into eachother today, or knowing that every day I am more successful and hotter than both of them.
Let a man taste the golden nectar ONCE and we are 2 hand written letters, one sweater, and 5 IG stories deep about how heartbroken he is...
Online dating is fucking ridiculous.