TheNamlessGuy

I exist (allegedly)

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Also, their flag is like 30% red. Just saying

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If the USA is so anti-communist, why is it called the USA and not the MEA?

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April fools! I can't believe you fell for that you dumbass, didn't you check today's date?

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I am become death

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DICKS AND BOOBS LMAO

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Women may peak twice, but men peak harder

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Considering how much Mario grabs Bowser's tail in Super Mario 64, how many times do you think he accidentally fingered his butthole? 🫣

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@Seven_Raccoons @depthsofwiki Did you give a source?

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@ParasyteZodd @Susanna1994423 @fasc1nate But the egyptians invented the aliens, so who really invented it?

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(Did you get it? I didn't post an april fools "I'm dead" joke so you'd think I was dead. Gotem)

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I leave these mostly for myself, so that I can read them when I forget and then try to figure out what the fuck I meant. Unfortunately, by writing them down I essentially force myself to remember the tricky bit.
The answer is of course:
50 + 50 = 1:40

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Add two periods to the following equation in order to have it make sense:

50 + 50 = 140

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But how would you make such a "bussy" wet? It doesn't produce much water on its own... except for under circumstances where its owner suffers from digestion issues.

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wet ass pussy sounds like what scat fetishists call diarrhea buttholes

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Due to a lack of punctuation, you can easily read the original sentence in a way so that the "ass" part is actually meant to narrow down the selection implied by "pussy", to the kind of pussy that is an asshole (popularly referred to as "bussy" for similar reasons)

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If a family practiced incest for enough generations, would they all eventually functionally be clones?

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Call me The North Pole, because I'm the coolest kid around, and I'll start to leak and get hot if you fart too much around me 💨👃🤤

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If you use the hand you jack off with to punch someone, is it a knuckle sandwich or a jill sandwich?

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Quasimodo was a simp and a half, god damnit. Get some fucking backbo- oh... right

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It really is too bad that Hellfire (one of - if not the - greatest villain song of all time) is coupled with Heaven's Light, the most eh song of all time

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In Heaven's Light, Quasimodo sings about a girl giving him a friendly peck on the cheek, and that he now therefore is ready to die for her