The Narrator

"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."
Wandering Narrator
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[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

'What's this?' the reader curiously thought, noticing a strange looking social media account. 'A Narrator? Someone who can drive the story forward? How exciting!'

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[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Now what on Earth is this..? I could have sworn I just heard my own voice, but I wasn't speaking. And that is definitely not how this works.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

It's true. The process is incredibly painful.

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In the audio settings, The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe allows you to set the volumes for Narrator, Music and Sound Effects individually. If you’d rather not hear the loud British man, you can mute him entirely.

(He’ll be screaming the entire time, you just won’t hear it.)

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

I have forgiven Cookie9 for their hurtful words spoken out of anger and frustration in their own inadequacies.

I realize now that it must be soul-crushing to live as Cookie9.

I hope that wherever they are, they're able to come to grips with whatever they're wrestling with.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Hajime lamented! Truly, if there was one comfort left in this world for Hiyoko Saionji, it was her favorite treats. But alas... she would not have them this day... and it fell to him to tell her the bad news.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Stanley was in shock. All of his apes were gone. Even the one with sunglasses.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

How does it feel to make meaningful choices?

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

@lofi_horizon We're taking some time apart.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Stanley stood in a corner for hours doing nothing. He didn't have a narrator to kick around anymore.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Okay, I'm out of ideas. I thought you wanted a battle but apparently you just really have a thing for wizards.

I'll just give you all the time you need to get over whatever weird feelings you're experiencing for Balthazar, and we can pick up from there.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Hmm... Not exactly what I expected, but sure, I can roll with it. This IS a fantasy setting after all. And what to fantasy lovers enjoy?

They enjoy NUMBERS! Yes, numbers! They love to see numbers go up and down and up and down...

Yes, I think I can work with this.

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[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

How about this? Surely he isn't quite as intimidating while wearing a heart-patterned robe.

[みどり🍉 @310ri_21]

詐欺師さんおめでとう！！

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

I realize you like me, but there's really no need to hit like on literally EVERYTHING i say. Your silent adoration is enough.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Excellent choice, if I must say.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Stanley knew the end was coming. It was only a matter of time.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Watch Batman movies until more Batman movies come out, then watch those too. Then watch those! By the time you're done, the next Batman reboot should be ready, so watch that while you wait for the next Batm

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

Happy Media Consumption Day! Remember - it is your civic duty to consume as much media as possible! Consume it over and over again!

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

@NursingDespair Oh, I expected as much.

You see, people know me for my sense of sophistication... but I don't like being typecast. I want people to know that I have RANGE! I can do serious and gritty stories too.

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

The Remnant screamed into the air, standing atop a pile of rubble. Nobody was sure exactly what it meant, but anyone within earshot would have more pressing matters to attend to - like not dying from the poisoned atmosphere or the myriad diseases going around.

[Mikan Tsumiki @NursingDespair]

Go stupid go Bepis

[The Narrator @TheNarr8er]

@NursingDespair Okay, if you're going to break the fourth wall then yes, I'll speak directly to you, I'm apparently dealing with an amateur...

I am your NARRATOR. I'm moving your story forward, making sense of the chaos, and peppering in my own witty observations.