Amjad Mashaal

A mildly intelligent guy who codes. Opinions are my own. @Bizarre_R's favourite boy.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Amjad Mashaal @TheNavigat]

@Hillingdon Hello! I'm trying to apply for a HillingdonFirst card but it's saying "Duplicate Record
Our records show that you already have been issued with a HillingdonFirst card. If this is incorrect, please contact us."

How can I contact the HillingdonFirst department?

[Michael @MichaelAzmy]

بكل احترام، ده كلام ١٠٠٪ غلط وخطير ومؤذي.
عايز تشتغل في حاجة، ادرسها أكاديمياً واتخصص واتميز فيها.

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

⚠️ IF YOU 🫵 SEE SOMETHING 👁️👁️ THAT DOESNT 🙅‍♀️ LOOK RIGHT ⛔️ SPEAK 🗣️ TO A MEMBER 🪪 OF STAFF 👮‍♂️👮OR TEXT 📲 THE BRITISH 🇬🇧 TRANSPORT 🚝 POLICE 🚨 ON 👇 6️⃣1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣

👉 WE'LL 💺 SORT ✅ IT 👍

👀 SEE IT 👀
🗣️ SAY IT 🗣️
💂 SORTED 💂

[Kam Sandhu @_kayayem]

It was a time

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

an all timer

[CG @cgtwts]

“who should we lay off first”

CEOs:

[𖤀𖦪ꚶꛘꛤꚳ𖤢ꛎꕷꛎꛘ𖢧 @drunpleasant]

"Labour losing 80% of seats after moving to the right tells me just one thing. They didn't move FAR enough right"

- New Labour strategist tomorrow

[Martin Williams @martinrw]

The allegations "exposed" here, include:

- A woman who (according to The Times) was "groomed" as a drugs mule almost 30 years ago, and whose testimony helped get a major drugs dealer locked up.

- A woman who "supports proscribing the IDF as a terrorist organisation".

- A woman who "supports leaving NATO".

- A woman who "questioned British sovereignty over the Falklands".

.....I'm all for scrutiny of political candidates, but this is pathetic, desperate stuff.

[Someone @Bizarre_R]

His 29th Birthday gift 🎁🙈🥰♥️

[MED-DRONE @LegalPrimes]

@ProofofMaro

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

You executed an elderly Christian woman in Gaza, who was simply trying to find a restroom, and then sniped her daughter in the head for tending to her corpse. This is who you are, these are your values, not an aberration.

[Akunjee 🖋 @mohammedakunjee]

Israeli agents being told to stop talking 💩 in the most polite way possible

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

It appears CP-3243 has crashed after departing La Paz, Bolivia earlier today. The aircraft entered a circling pattern 24 minutes after takeoff, lasting 2 hours, before losing height. Last signal received from the aircraft was at 14:57:57.

https://t.co/4ILr6h6ZqJ

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket”