Sarah Schwarten

Catholic•Wife•Mom of 5•OR RN•Photographer•I run on mom buns, yoga pants, coffee, and a whole lotta Jesus.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

Put the the year you were born in the gif search bar and post what comes up.

I am 1000% okay with this result. 😂😍

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

@libsoftiktok Ok first to clarify- no uterus = no period cramps. Ever. But also, bless your heart. If they WERE period cramps, yes you would power through. We don’t take sick days for period cramps. We work through them. Want to be a woman? Don’t be a sissy about it.

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

Nancy Pelosi’s husband arrested for DUI. If she was your wife, you’d be drinking and trying to get away too.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

@BarackObama I bet this is super comforting to the parents of all the children who were killed. 🙄🙄🙄 Could we maybe wait just a little bit before bringing your agenda into this tragedy? For shame.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If illegals are receiving pallets of baby formula as has been reported, that is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve heard in a long time and every American should be mad as hell!!!!

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Dude - inflation goes up AGAIN, we’re out of baby formula, the border is completely overrun, and nobody can afford gas. Seriously, let’s all make a pact that we NEVER order a President through the Mail again.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

@MarieWatsen Finding Neverland and Benny and Joon are both so good!

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

The fence around the Supreme Court right now has nothing to do with right-wing extremism and EVERYTHING to do with the Left being a violent bunch of lunatics when they're told they can't murder babies.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

It’s a national travesty that an illegal immigrant can walk across the border and receive free healthcare…

Yet our veterans who have served this country are put on waiting lists and given mediocre care.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

Thought my 14 month old didn’t like car rides.

Turns out he’s fine in the car, he just doesn’t like sitting next to the pesky 5 year old. 🙄🙄🙄

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

This entire thread is so disturbing and heartbreaking. 💔👶🏻

[PAAU @PAAUNOW]

𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘:
Pro-Life Groups Discover Freezer of Human Fetuses at the University of Washington

On March 9th at 6:30pm, Anti-Abortion activists from groups including PAAU, @TheSurvivors , @prolifesf, & @RehumanizeIntl gained access to the largest &

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

@EM_RESUS Working in the OR, I’ve made sure anesthesia got 2 units of blood ready for some pts I am unsure about “just because.” In most cases, we end up needing at least one of them. It sounds crazy until 💩 hits the fan and then they’re grateful.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

@EM_RESUS I once moved a patient from the farthest room from the nurses station to the one 10 feet away because I had a bad feeling. He coded mid-shift. Because I was hovering, we got him back and shipped to ICU and he went home 2 weeks later.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

With Ketanji Brown Jackson’s AWFUL answer about defining “woman”, she inadvertently admitted that being a woman is based on biology rather than fEeLiNgS.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

I’m expecting my 5th baby, but don’t ask me what I’m having because I’m not a biologist. All I know is that I’ll have 4 kids with penises and one with a vagina, but I don’t know what that makes them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

We went from “equality for women!” to “I can’t define what a woman is!” awfully fast.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

I don’t quit.

Did I mess up at work last week while learning a new task? Yes I did.

Did I ask to be assigned to that task again today so I can learn to do it right? Absolutely.

Resiliency and perseverance are key to mastery of any new skill, even if others saw you fail.

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

Circulated my first robot case by myself and all I can say is I might have looked cool, calm, and collected, but inside I was doing this. The good news is I rocked it. #ORNurse #davincirobot #roboticsurgery

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

@GOPChairwoman When has he ever done anything but pass blame ever in his political career…? 🤔🤔

[Sarah Schwarten @TheNegotiatress]

The sad thing is that he really believes what he’s saying is true. #basementpresident #StateOfTheUnion #SOTU #SlurOfTheUnion #Biden #DementiaJoe