The Podcast for the New Commute

Your favorite daily podcast designed for that commute from your bedroom to the kitchen for a delicious toaster pastry then on to your home office.

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Another totally normal episode...is Steve actually a DM on the side though?? https://t.co/Y0CjuQ5pua
#sardonic #laterfly #hoax #ninja

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Another totally normal episode where we learn about one of Daniel's kinks: https://t.co/ruagnBW8Xt
#lanternfish #radar #annual #fartlek

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This is a 100% normal episode - we were definitely all available to record, nothing to hear here...https://t.co/FWmUAnAZig
#cacophony #perennial #lantern #guerilla

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Steve makes a joke: https://t.co/EEC2uPaafj
#feculence #plinth #parlay #addle

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In yesterday's episode, Daniel make a request to his wife: https://t.co/jDnoxDilrq
#carouse #nomological #overnumerousness #reminiscince

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We provide a rare behind-the-scenes look at our deeply thoughtful and deliberate writing process: https://t.co/5nVd9NJvfT
#cynclotron #transcendence #teapoy #hemorrhoids

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Daniel makes an attempt to bring integrity to the podcast: https://t.co/YqDONVeEyO
#kleptocracy #neerdowell #perineum #bulbous

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Daniel really has to go...then insults the #Mets which is apparently a sportsball team: https://t.co/yrSmPGMeFH
#silly #complicated #stupid #noonecares

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Daniel gets banished...again: https://t.co/V8BV8R6tPa
#esemplastic #nomography #turbine #halcyon

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In a break from normal programming - we make fun of ourselves: https://t.co/P5I5dS8tdf
#elixer #concupiscence #asinine #nonogram

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Brian gets canceled: https://t.co/gEX9DxEkL5
#convoluted #crevasse #nomocracy #grimace

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We sincerely hope that #buckybarnes isn't listening to today's episode.
https://t.co/BvRwxO7OIT
#nomocanon #conglomerate #immutable #digitization

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We have a problem with Long John Silver's for some reason: https://t.co/h3Jrx0EkC8
#throuple #ergotoxine #trite #nostrils

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We define each of our roles in the podcast on today's episode: https://t.co/KG1GWgb8S6
#abolish #devestated #cottagecore #ergotism

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We have a proposal for @elonmusk:we'll happily take $50k to never make another bad joke about you.
https://t.co/4BYIkrXFlX
#therefore #xyst #ergotin #habidashery

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Daniel hits the sauce again and Brian has another episode pitch:
https://t.co/tmlgLlQ5S0
#ergotamine #claptrap #bitterness #viscid

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After a bout of tummy trouble...We're back, baby! (We know tens of you will be relieved, annoyed, or indifferent.)
https://t.co/nzecqOUESd
#misnomer #ergut #culminate #momento

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We're definitely NOT speaking like pirates today...https://t.co/lPNCR4a7Bc
#austral #academy #elicitation #memeify

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We do not condone Daniel's actions: https://t.co/aErONhswwZ
#parklet #occidental #malfeasance #nonchalant

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We call back a joke that probably really should have been left alone: https://t.co/OFelm6z20B
#obsequious #pipeline #metaverse #septention