TheNewDM

Late to the game but ready to play. Run a session for fellow noobs, let me tell you our stories. LEGO is my OTHER addiction and I'm a little extra. Enjoy!

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

@EriqNiziolek @JeremyECrawford @Wizards_DnD @Dan_Dillon_1 @FWesSchneider

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@DnDBeyond Twilight Domain has made my #cleric addiction even worse!

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

@matthewmercer You're the best Matt. Thanks for being such a positive force in this world.

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

My party has had a #sentientweapon in their inventory for 2 sessions now, and no one has picked it up and tried to attune to it, and its killing me. #DnD

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@MystyVander Same! I love getting to populate my worlds with compelling or entertaining NPCs - it's how I get to "play" even when I'm the DM.

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@WebDMshow As a DM, I usually start with what my players need (it's always a #Cleric) but beyond that, it's my chance to play with fun race/class combos, or thinly veiled celebrities. Like my #gnome #artificer #battlesmith who is basically just a shorter, older, heavily armed Tom Waits.

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@GametoGrow doing good work. Realized pretty quickly that my #DnD sessions are basically group therapy with dice. I think I need their #criticalcore to up my game! https://t.co/9ddDTeLPCZ

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

@samriegel @LauraBaileyVO Repeats, whispered ((Uk'otoa...))

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

So our last session ended with the #druid in horse #wildshape, with the #rogue #swashbuckler #halfling on her back, both getting paralyzed by the #CadavarCollector as it looms over their frozen forms..!!!

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So my party is exploring/trapped inside a Weird Castle (literally the name of the campaign). They just lost their #NPC #Cleric, Sir Wiggins, but then found some #loot, and the #ranger even befriended a #pseudodragon! #DnD #LegoDnD #exploration #winsomelosesome #RIPSirWiggins

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They're all 6th level, and none have #magicweapons yet, so they're doing negligible #damage and the #Paladin went down in 2 hits. #challengerating14 #immune2nonmagicalattacks #dnd5e

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

I have found my party's next #BBEG. The Lil' Slumbering One is still waking up from his nap, so there may still be time to stop him from consuming the world... #DnD #theslumberingone #cthulu #lilcthulu #funko #tpk #adorable

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Can we all agree that the #MattMercerEffect is really just feeling welcomed and excited about this wonderful thing called #DnD because that's all I've gotten from @matthewmercer and the @CriticalRole family.

[TheNewDM @TheNewDM2]

@ToddKenreck You know those lightsabers that are, like, DOUBLE lightsabers?

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Then the #OathofAncients #Paladin rips the shrub out of the ground out in frustration, but only the #Druid hears the shrubbery screaming. The #Rogue and #Ranger slowly step away from this scene of plant torture to look for tracks. #DnD #DnD5e #NPCtorture #thethirdpillarofDnD

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#Druid using #SpeakWithPlants is stretching my improv skills, so I'm getting creative. She asked the grass for information, and 10 million blades of grass responded. #wisdomsavingthrow #legionofgrass #DnD #newDM

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The #druid turns to a nearby #shrubbery, but all it wants is revenge on the #direwolf who peed on it. The party is unwilling to murder a direwolf in exchange for directions. #DnD #dnd5e #druidproblems #awakenedshrubispissed