Boyd Tinsley is on Instagram slapping a wooden box over Dave Matthews songs and itโs somehow louder than the actual music. I break it all down in my latest Substack. ๐
https://t.co/MiraV81EPj
56 blindfolded frat pledges in a basement.
Police walk in. Internet freaks out.
Itโs not a scandal.
Itโs training.
I wrote about it on Substack:
https://t.co/q2FLPq7Wgc
Matt Campbell finally did it.
Left Iowa State after a decade of buildup and rumors.
No warning. No goodbye. Just gone.
New Blog covering the whole saga is up on Substack
https://t.co/CSVfFl1saN
Iโm thankful for lava lamps, Red Robin, the Ben McCollum revival of Iowa Basketball, 6-4-3 double plays, Vienna sausage, acrylic paint, Eric Foremanโs basement, charcoal grills, Des Moinesโ South Side, Wolfmotherโs โJoker and the Thief,โ Miller Lite, Michelin Man, and Bill Murray
The worst franchise in baseball, the Pittsburgh Pirates, fired Derek Shelton for being unwatchable.
So naturally, the Minnesota Twins hired him to lead a โfresh start.โ
Read about this disaster of a hire in my blog post below ๐
https://t.co/hTaCucAoGM
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Dodd dots up Schmitt for a 64-yard TD๐ฑ
PAT by Hoppes is GOOD.
No. 8/9 Wartburg 21, Dubuque 0.
4:40 left in the first.
#GoKnights
Kamala Harris admits she skipped Pete Buttigieg as VP because America wouldnโt accept a gay man. Translation: โDonโt blame me, blame you.โ
New Blog on Substack: link ๐
https://t.co/pWzeJ7smjM
Jimmy Kimmel isnโt a rebel. Heโs Disneyโs safest employee dressed up like one. New blog on Substack: โThe Safest Rebel Money Can Buy
https://t.co/PWQZujBFbr
@brisingamen79 I donโt hate chocolate or ice cream. I hate when someone melts both down, shapes it into a ring, slaps a PR team on it, and sells it as love.
Thanks for playing
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce didnโt get engaged. Two brands signed a deal.
I wrote about the fakest love story since the Kardashians discovered basketball players. Blog post live on Substack
https://t.co/fMeBjDL1By