The Meis

Lifetime .198 hitter | Host of Peyton Meisner Comes Alive | Lead Singer of Toad Stanley |

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Leaked footage of Robert Saleh in the Jets locker room at Halftime

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Boyd Tinsley is on Instagram slapping a wooden box over Dave Matthews songs and it’s somehow louder than the actual music. I break it all down in my latest Substack. 👇

https://t.co/MiraV81EPj

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56 blindfolded frat pledges in a basement.
Police walk in. Internet freaks out.

It’s not a scandal.
It’s training.

I wrote about it on Substack:

https://t.co/q2FLPq7Wgc

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Elon Musk: The only man alive who got socially rejected by a sex trafficker. New blog up on Substack

https://t.co/HxYEwq2Flx

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Matt Campbell finally did it.
Left Iowa State after a decade of buildup and rumors.
No warning. No goodbye. Just gone.
New Blog covering the whole saga is up on Substack

https://t.co/CSVfFl1saN

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I’m thankful for lava lamps, Red Robin, the Ben McCollum revival of Iowa Basketball, 6-4-3 double plays, Vienna sausage, acrylic paint, Eric Foreman’s basement, charcoal grills, Des Moines’ South Side, Wolfmother’s “Joker and the Thief,” Miller Lite, Michelin Man, and Bill Murray

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New blog: The government is “back,” and so is the bullsh*t. 👇
https://t.co/yBvAYhoSDx

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The worst franchise in baseball, the Pittsburgh Pirates, fired Derek Shelton for being unwatchable.
So naturally, the Minnesota Twins hired him to lead a “fresh start.”

Read about this disaster of a hire in my blog post below 👇

https://t.co/hTaCucAoGM

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BREAKING: Brian Kelly has entered the transfer portal. Destination: Home Depot parking lot.

https://t.co/dd50lM9HJr

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@Return_Of_RB I like the way you think Bosco

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How Fox is broadcasting Panthers vs Jets

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𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒⚔️

Dodd dots up Schmitt for a 64-yard TD😱

PAT by Hoppes is GOOD.

No. 8/9 Wartburg 21, Dubuque 0.
4:40 left in the first.

#GoKnights

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Kamala Harris admits she skipped Pete Buttigieg as VP because America wouldn’t accept a gay man. Translation: “Don’t blame me, blame you.”

New Blog on Substack: link 👇

https://t.co/pWzeJ7smjM

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Jimmy Kimmel isn’t a rebel. He’s Disney’s safest employee dressed up like one. New blog on Substack: ‘The Safest Rebel Money Can Buy

https://t.co/PWQZujBFbr

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The aftermath from the Charlie Kirk shooting is turning into cancel culture and free speech crackdowns. Break down here

https://t.co/zvF4QTNeJA

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@Twins He’s a stud!

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@brisingamen79 I don’t hate chocolate or ice cream. I hate when someone melts both down, shapes it into a ring, slaps a PR team on it, and sells it as love.

Thanks for playing

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce didn’t get engaged. Two brands signed a deal.
I wrote about the fakest love story since the Kardashians discovered basketball players. Blog post live on Substack
https://t.co/fMeBjDL1By

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This is cinema and should’ve never been deleted😂

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@nuggets Thanks for nothing!!

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