Skyler Gerber

27. SIU '18. Biomedical research. Monmouth College '15. Biochemistry. History. MCSB.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

I’ve had the last 9 days off of work and am in no way prepared for my alarm to go off at 0345

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

@kennagerber That’s awesome! You get into a school there or did you find a job?

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Congrats on retirement Coach Meyer! Proud to be an alum of this fantastically dominant program 🥎

[Adam Duvall @AdamDuvall]

In her 25-year career at Illini Bluffs, every single one of Nancy Meyer's ace pitchers- with exception of junior Kierston McCoy, who will undoubtedly play at the next level -went on to play college softball, whether it was junior college, NAIA or Division I, II or III.

#pjspreps

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

My goal for today is to finally get off on time 🤞🏻

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

@kennagerber I’m scared. If we know him I’m even more scared

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

I didn’t know how bad I needed my hearing aids until COVID.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Same shit, different day

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

I'd be in a much better mood if I could just go to the gym or get gym equipment delivered before it's estimated delivery of July 🙁

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

No, coronavirus is NOT like THE STAND. It’s not anywhere near as serious. It’s eminently survivable. Keep calm and take all reasonable precautions.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Found a crushed Budweiser can in a random pocket of my gym bag. Don't know what level I was that night but I'm trying to get back to it.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Cut open a cyst this morning and I swear I can't get the smell out of my nose

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Yes, I'm wearing headphones to block out your screaming child. Yes, the look on my face means I'm pissed off and you apologizing does not remedy that. I'm a millennial, headphones = fuck off.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

I always end up with children right behind me on every flight, never fails.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

I'm going to freeze when I get back in Illinois on Friday

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Trying to get my leggings on while at the gym is a good enough warmup for me

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Texas sun: 1 Me: 0

[Scott Von Doviak @vondoviak]

Anyway, no interest in the prequels, but I would probably watch ARYA: WEST OF WESTEROS.

[Skyler Gerber @TheNewestGerber]

Colton and I had to get to Walmart before our pick up time so I could go in a get everything I forgot to put on the list 🤦🏼‍♀️