Chris Fabere

I finally caved and got a twitter because all my friends are right all the time.

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Omg look at the thread https://t.co/4g4hphXhH3

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@Zey_Cpt @KimKardashian Lololoololoolololool

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“I can’t believe they took down the towers!?!?”

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I just got accepted to Trump University!

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Honestly, if STL doesn't step up, they're going to lose the Rams. You know LA is willing.

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Described dried grapes to a bunch of foreigners tonight #redemption

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Heard it might snow back home!

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Hey guys, we should sing @totes_cam happy birthday!

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I JUST WANT MY TEDDY!

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Loved that new Chris Farley doc, hoping I might be able to see him perform live sometime.

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@TheNewsIsDumb you're trying too hard, @IGrowABeard

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@TheNewsIsDumb Oklahoma just really took charge

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So embarrassed by ISU. Had to turn the game off when it was obvious they couldn't pull off the comeback.

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Guys, what time does State play today? Expecting big things from Niang!

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#FindMH370

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Signs of a good night, empty shot glass... That had a large spider and tequila in it... FRANK THE TANK TOOK IT.

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Signs of a good night, down to the cords on the race tire

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Signs of a good night, rubber from motorcycle burnouts

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Signs of a good night, plant wearing sunglasses

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Signs of a good night, a different samurai sword's sheath, sword location unknown