The News Slicer

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September 20, 2026: Iran issued a “Code 100” for the IRGC and armed forces; Russia was battered by over 1,600 drones; U.S. embassies in the Middle East urged American citizens to exercise vigilance, etc.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Now, you can understand why the democrats have been attacking me in Pennsylvania.

We uncovered 371,595 non-citizens & persons who are “unable to read, write, and understand the English language” in Philadelphia.

After cross-referencing the PA voter rolls, 50,000 voters have been flagged as potential alien matches.

50,000

[Robert Fico 🇸🇰 @RobertFicoSVK]

I AM DEEPLY CONCERNED THAT ALL THAT IS BEING SOUGHT NOW IS A PRETEXT FOR A MAJOR CONFLICT BETWEEN NATO AND RUSSIA.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The platform is seeing all-time record usage

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Robbers Announce They Will Have To Leave San Francisco Because Everything’s Been Robbed https://t.co/aKg5jpEIaL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is the future we shall bring into being

[A.F. Branco - Political Cartoonist @afbranco]

A.F. Branco Cartoon – The Democrat fear machine is back in business. They gave you global warming, Y2K, COVID, and now AI will end the world. https://t.co/MjawfmpEZs

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Nuff said…

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

I tried @elonmusk @robotaxi today, & honestly…

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Let this sink in for a minute!

[WW2 The Eastern Front @ShoahUkraine]

Just to give you an idea how massive Mamayev Kurgan monument at Stalingrad is !

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The timeline is so obvious it hurts.

Sep 17:
Julian Assange returns: "I'm back."
His team warns: massive leaks next week.

Sep 19:
Internet explodes over Snowden's pardon.

Same week:
Europe orders 450M people to prep for war.
Germany turns subways into bomb shelters.
Finland drafts men up to age 65.

They don't want you reading the files.
They don't want you questioning the state.

They want you terrified in a basement,
watching missiles on TV,
clutching canned soup.

War is the ultimate cover-up.
When truth threatens the empire,
the empire burns the world.

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On September 20th

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"‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world."

George Washington, in his Farewell Address on September 19, 1796.

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September 19, 2026: Iran sent the U.S. three terms to end the war; the U.S. President announced a no-cost pact with Denmark and Greenland; Anthropic, Google, OpenAI, and SpaceXAI are sued for trying to slow AI development, etc.

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Wilhelm Grimm changed evil biological mothers into stepmothers, removed pregnancy references, severe poverty, cruelty, etc. in the fairy tales.

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Fairy Tales Used to Terrify https://t.co/djZDf9OPeJ via @YouTube

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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On September 19th

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September 18, 2026: US President Trump aims at lower Medicaid prescription drug costs; the EU paid €3.3 billion to expand Ukraine’s missile and drone programs; the Pentagon will test the testosterone of its male service members, etc.