Nick Patides

I’m the balding sweaty guy in the picture and not the pretty Asian girl

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@OldSchoolRS @RSDragonwilds @StarforgePCs Followed everyone on x & insta - please choose me - I only have like $8 lmfao

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Hey @NianticLabs and @PokemonGoApp please explain:

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I still can’t believe it’s already been 414 years since King Henry IV of France was assassinated by François Ravaillac.

Please reply with your favorite memory of Henry IV of France.

1 <3 = 1 respec

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@Starbucks how is a cup filled 75% with ice “light ice”

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@UHC can you start covering my diabetes medicine? Idc if you know this but you’re supposed to cover medicines for people with deadly diseases, that’s why they pay you for insurance

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RIP Carl Weathers, his advice on how to get a soup going changed my life forever

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One of the best things about having an HOA is that my dues increased 35% in the last 2 years so now I feel like I should probably be going to those meetings now. Very blessed.

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I can’t plan ahead and get my wife gifts in advance of things like her birthday or our anniversary because I always get too excited and give her the gifts early and then have to buy more gifts so that she still has shit to open on the actual day

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Give her food

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

An alpaca walks into a restaurant in Hangzhou. No idea why...

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Sometimes I want to nap, other times I also want to nap

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@duolingo please stop revamping the Japanese course. Every time you do it you move me all the way back to unit one. I’m about to give up because of it.

[Mindy @itzmelcarm]

I will never understand the Papa Johns slander, I will not stand for this disrespect

[Stardust Nova @StardustNova27]

Netflix bans password sharing.

Everybody:
#Netflix #ONEPIECE

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$5 says that last @blockbuster store is going to somehow outlast @netflix and get the last laugh 😂

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@StephenKing did Andy Dufresne do it?

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@NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp just saw your earnings last month, can you @ me when you change the prices back so I can re-download the app?

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I thought @amazon could not produce anything as awful and painful to watch as @LOTRonPrime but that atrocious dancing school girl in the yellow jacket commercial is a real contender

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@hulu_support Thank you so much Hulu, hopefully something is done, it’s their favorite show

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@hulu is there any way to opt out of the rise of the evil dead commercial? Trying to watch One Piece with my kids and that commercial makes them cry 😢

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@PlayerOneTyler @NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp @Disney Please make 3 remote raids 250 gold again