Nicholas Roberts

📧 [email protected] // artist/songwriter in los angeles. "if it’s heavy" out now

[Nicholas Roberts @thenickroberts]

Why is buying a mattress still this difficult? How the hell do I even do this without getting scammed?

[Nicholas Roberts @thenickroberts]

How much I gotta pay my therapist to come to Christmas dinner so they can see it in action?

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@Pinnacle__ Cmd Q

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There’s always a 100% chance the person in front of me at the Taco Bell drive thru will order for a family of 19 and it’s all off-menu items.

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@thxxluke @JakeMarkMusic Prime is my every day slice. Pitfire date night. Lucifer’s if I want something cheeeesy

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I hate to admit it, but I’ve been off social media almost entirely the last few months and it’s been fucking amazing.

Real life goes hard.

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@schmiddi090 ooh interesting

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@AustinHull23 @ccfeelsaboutyou @SteinbergMedia I may be remembering wrong. But yeaaaars ago on like Cubase 4 I thought there was?

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@johnpstrohm Hot take- I feel like “old” songs were just too long. 40 second intros, 3 verses, a bridge, and a key change all to try and stretch a song out.

Key changes felt like they have very few uses cases other than “Oh shit, we need this song to be longer”

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@alxrnbdMusic Congratulations you guys!

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50 million people are still listening to Kanye?

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Stop talking about Kanye.

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@corny_stripes I’m not arguing that Apples business model is fair. I’m pointing out that casting stones in glass houses is disingenuous

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Oh look, it’s the guy who doesn’t pay artists enough complaining about not getting paid enough.

[Daniel Ek @eldsjal]

Four years ago, we filed a complaint detailing @Apple’s anticompetitive practices. Some context. https://t.co/IljYEaCydc

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@corny_stripes Labels that Spotify made deals with early on in exchange for equity to build the company.

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My brother in Christ, I KNOW you’re not complaining about a corporation taking a big % profit off the top in exchange for exposure on their storefront.

[Daniel Ek @eldsjal]

Over and over again @Apple gives itself every advantage while at the same time stifling innovation and hurting consumers. https://t.co/K2qi8iXwNw

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I feel like we’re all still on here pretending our drunk uncle isn’t in the living room fucking up the furniture.

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@hypemanda @jackantonoff It’s very true. The single best way to support artists is to buy physical merch directly from their site. Shirts and hoodies and cups.

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Sorry, I’m outta here for now.

See you in a bit or on the next thing.

[Nicholas Roberts @thenickroberts]

@aundrelarrow I’m buying my friends a pumice stone and some washcloths for Christmas.