Nicole Morris

Musician with a cat obsession.

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As a public service, I'm tweeting screenshots of the whole of THAT Boston Globe article, which is sadly paywalled, because it really is just that extraordinary and hilarious. These people are not well. Interesting that the only voice of reason is the trans woman bartender.

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A "fill my new wine cabinet party" but you just give me your offering then leave. 🎉

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New vinyl Friday!

Bob's Burgers LTD Edition Box Set Vol 2
Vince Guaraldi - It's The Great Pumpkin LTD Edition Pumpkin Disc
Alison Krauss and Union Station - Paper Airplane (2018 reissue)

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@derekevry YOU NASTY TWIN

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Just ate oatmeal with a fork because I didn't feel like washing a spoon. Turns out...doesn't make a difference. #thicc

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@TheTumbles I like my men thicc

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Added to my record collection today:

Little Feat: Dixie Chicken (original pressing)
Fairweather - If They Move Kill Them (original pressing)
Low - Hey What (new release)
A Place to Bury Strangers - Hologram (new release)

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Sitting at happy hour with my dad, and "Candy" by Mandy Moore is playing. Life is weird and beautiful.

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One of my cats is sitting in my spot on the couch and now I feel like a Sim who had her action canceled.

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@vtyoungin @TheTumbles Hers will only fit on my calve, but let's get weird

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Leslie Jordan is a gift none of us deserve

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Since I bought an Air Fryer, my diet has turned into vegetables that I cut into the shape or fries so I think I'm eating fries. I love fries.

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The self-checkout robot had a normal tone of voice until I scanned my red peppers, and she screamed EUROPEAN RED PEPPERS across the whole store like I was committing some sort of crime.

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Between the Buried and Me crew @ Black Cat DC https://t.co/TbZirmwqaa

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Friday night crew @ Hill Prince https://t.co/Cu7jlZn8G0

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Just posted a video @ Arlington, Virginia https://t.co/oPD3sl1q6U

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You better get ready to die #partyhard @ 9:30 Club https://t.co/qE0gbp4Ywj

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Another opportunity to eat pizza and watch me play guitar. Look at me, making sure you guys get enough 🍕

#summeroffriendship @ Jammin' Java https://t.co/M5sndiY3Qw

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Rob wants me to leave him the hell alone 🤷‍♀️ @ Nags Head, North Carolina https://t.co/jyBN7VraEr