Perry the Platypus

I'm only responsible for what I tweet. Not what you understand | Chelsea FC

[Perry the Platypus @TheNightking100]

@Blue_Footy He's just bad! Needs a loan.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

solo dates hacks every man should try, at least once every year

1. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick a seat you actually want. laugh, cry if you need to. no one talking to you. just you and the movie.

2. go to a cafe on a weekday. order a drink and a small pastry. sir by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace.

3. book a nice but affordable hotel in your city. pack a small overnight bag like you're traveling. order room service or buy food on the way. take a long cold shower, wear your robe, lie on the bed and do nothing if you want. journal, watch a movie, listen to a relaxing music, sleep in clean white sheets and covers with the ac on.

4. take yourself on a saturday breakfast. wake up early, shower, wear something cute. go somewhere that serves breakfast. sit there, and order something nice. enjoy your meal, take some selfies even if you not photogenic.

5. enjoy yourself man. come on, you deserve it. you need it.

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buena suerte 👍

[Perry the Platypus @TheNightking100]

@Blue_Footy Joao Pedro will be a big miss.

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@Chelsea_stat Done

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@Nuahall @Blue_Footy You're very foolish

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@Seanlatz @OliviaBuzaglo Neto got the second yellow card 3 mins after the first.

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@bsong_HR @Hauwa_L 👀

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@MartinRom7216 @NizaarKinsella Lol. Was it Rosenoir that said the players shouldn't score?

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@BobbyVincentFL He's been guilty of missing chances. He should go and rest.

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@aproko_doctor Purging na your mate? 🤣🤣

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2-0 at halftime

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

The first time in Premier League era we are coming back from 2-0 down to win.

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@CFC__Emmy @Blue_Footy 2-0 at halftime

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@IceAndIman @Blue_Footy 2-0 at half time

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@ife_titemi @Blue_Footy You're better off in the kitchen

[AbdulRasheed Adewale Adeyemi @realwaleadeyemi]

Did you know the earth's atmosphere is divided into 4 layers?

Troposphere
Stratosphere
Mesosphere
Thermosphere

Rain falls from the lowest layer: the Troposphere.

But aeroplanes fly between the Troposphere and the Stratosphere.

Hence no rain except when taking off and landing.

[Perry the Platypus @TheNightking100]

@ChelseaFC Arsenal should be worried.

[AbdulRasheed Adewale Adeyemi @realwaleadeyemi]

@OPay_NG don't worry you people will see me in your office tomorrow.

And I won't leave until I get my money back.

[Perry the Platypus @TheNightking100]

@CarefreeYouth Too late

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@SurveyorSazzy @Blue_Footy Youcine

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@CFCCentral3 Or Palmer or Lavia or Colwill 😄