𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

◸ ⸻༛༛༻ ❁ ❁ ༺༛༛⸻ ◹
│⠀⠀𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛⠀⠀│
│⠀⠀⠀𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗,⠀⠀⠀│
│⠀⠀⠀ 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛 ⠀⠀⠀│
│⠀⠀⠀𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚜.⠀⠀⠀│
◺ ⸻༛༛༻ ◠༙ ◠༙ ༺༛༛⸻ ◿

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

Shadowheart was taking Minthara hot to go.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

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H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
You can take me hot to go!

Whew, it's hot in here. Is anyone else hot? Woo, you coming to Moonrise Towers with me? Okay, it's hot.” Minthara said to Shadowheart.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

“I could be the one or your new addiction. It's all in my head, but I want non-fiction. I don't want Faerûn, but I'll take this Grove. Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty.

Baby, do you like this raid? I planned it so you'd dance with me. It's like a hundred -

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

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Hurry up, it's gettin' cold!
Hurry up, it's time for supper!
Order up, I'm hot to go!

H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
You can take me hot to go.
Oh, yeah.
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
You can take me hot to go.
Hot to go.
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
You can take me hot to go.
Oh, yeah.
-

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

“What’s that idiot’s name? You know, the one that took the power and was meant to be a boyfriend.” Shadowheart asked, pretending that she didn’t know who Gale was.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

She was hot to go.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

She was going to keep on dancing at the Pink Clown Club.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

“Good luck, babe.”
Said one of the many Art the Clowns of this world.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

Her new name was Clowny.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

“What did you say?” Said the clown when she heard Skeet say he was gay over the phone.

“That’s not what you said!”

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

The dumb clowns screamed “POPCORN!” Over the phone and hated when they had to wait five minutes for food.

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

Ooo, Art had better stop being a dumb clown in a stupid bunny costume. No one could kill the stupid clown that was pissing everyone off.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝒌 𝖀𝖗𝖌𝖊 @BhaalistLeader]

“Fuck you, you tucker!”

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖙𝒉𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖆𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊 @TheNightwarden]

Minthara was a tucker.

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

She could punch a hole through the wall with all this pent-up aggression. Gale embarrasses Shadowheart 'til he needs witness protection. He gets her so damn high, she needs an intervention.

Yeah, he turns her on, but he gives her depression.