Nikhil Sahni

[The Chartist @thechartist]

True @Covel!

You can't control what happens after entry. You can control how you react when a trend doesn't develop.

[Nikhil Sahni @TheNikSahni]

@AnishPB @1shankarsharma I agree only problem with that logic is that in all likelihood the guys creating the chaos are BJP supporters / thugs! Without the chaos how else will they create their go to narrative - Pakistan, china, CIA, anti national, anti hindu, sorros etc etc.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

[Nikhil Sahni @TheNikSahni]

@RoflGandhi_ Haha tomorrow will never come - that is epic!

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@ShivAroor Nothing wrong in what he said! Described the term and called you exactly who you are…

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@kushal_mehra Not until we are done with Asia cup

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@KatariyaPran @ib_ishaan We didn’t do that bad under this “alliance” from 04-14! intellectual capital of that government’s cabinet was miles ahead of what we have now!

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@MrDemocratic_ U

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@himantabiswa But…. Your boss is in power in the Center for 12 plus years. They can’t stop the infiltration? Whose job is it?

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@Mohansinha Just what BJP and their supporters did when in opposition! Snakes everywhere indeed!

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@ShivAroor Me

[Mahindra Group @MahindraRise]

Here are the key takeaways from Mahindra #FY25 results.

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@PrinceArihan @BJP4India @BJP4Goa Haha self last!! When BJP is horse trading it doesn’t mean they are actually trading horses :)

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@iamvijayvasanth @IYC @TN_PYC @INCTamilNadu @Supriya23bh @SupriyaShrinate @Pawankhera @Jairam_Ramesh @RuchiraC Modi enabler!

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@SurajBala More power to @kunalkamra88. Highlighting the truth one joke at a time. Need millions more to speak truth to power!

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@RichKettle07 @grok why did varun get death threats?

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@ANI USD 21 Mill - haha that about how much you chaps would pay to buy a couple of MLA in Goa.

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@WeekendInvestng @ServegarShaurya Do your strategies beat the momentum indexes post tax? Looking at your live performance (no back test results - due to survivorship bias) don’t think so…

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@Ronak_Unadkat You are a guaranteed BJP vote bank. The BJP knows they just need to throw a little bit your way from time to time and you will keep coming back. Taxes are required to fund the freebies and the vote bank that matters.

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@ShivAroor Pre 2014 darbaarees replaced with post 2014 darbaarees like yourself. Deep down you know that’s true!