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MAGA Influencers on X Begin Openly Embracing Being Trump’s “Dick Riders” to “Own the Libs” — America’s Culture War Has Officially Entered Its Final Form

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@RepFine @SenRickScott REVENGE: Rep. Randy Fine Has Reportedly Eaten the Alleged Antisemite — Sources Say He Was Served Medium Rare

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JUST IN: Judge Declares Mistrial in Lindsay Clancy Case After Jury Fails to Reach Verdict — Jurors Reportedly Request IMAX, 4K, and Director’s Commentary of the Children’s Murders Before Making a Decision

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@EndWokeness JUST IN: Judge Declares Mistrial in Lindsay Clancy Case After Jury Fails to Reach Verdict — Jurors Reportedly Request IMAX, 4K, and Director’s Commentary of the Children’s Murders Before Making a Decision

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@remarks Judge Declares Mistrial in Lindsay Clancy Case After Jury Fails to Reach Verdict — Jurors Reportedly Request IMAX, 4K, and Director’s Commentary of the Children’s Murders Before Making a Decision

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@Republicans DON'T BE A PANICAN - TRUST TRUMP!

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@GuntherEagleman Gunther Eagleman, Seen Here Doing Unimaginable Things to a Banana, Defends Trump’s AI Data Centers — America’s Most Dedicated Banana Enthusiast Has Spoken

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MAGA Influencers on X Begin Openly Embracing Being Trump’s “Dick Riders” to “Own the Libs” — America’s Culture War Has Officially Entered Its Final Form

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Good morning patriots.

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JUST IN: JD Vance Calls the Trump Administration the Most “Transparent” in History — Epstein’s Files Have Apparently Been Upgraded to Invisible Ink

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@atrupar JUST IN: JD Vance Calls the Trump Administration the Most “Transparent” in History

Epstein’s Files Have Apparently Been Upgraded to Invisible Ink

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@remarks JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 House Passes Bill to Defund Universities That Boycott Israel — Apparently “Academic Freedom” Now Comes With Terms and Conditions

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@Dexerto BREAKING: Taco Bell Announces Beefy Crunch Burrito and Medium Drink for Just $2 Today — Americans Finally Have a Reason to Believe in the Economy Again

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@cenkuygur @AbdulElSayed @PiersUncensored Silly Ana 🤦‍♂️🏈

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Ana Kasparian Wonders Why Americans Aren’t “Enraged” Over Tax Dollars Going to Israel

Apparently, She Forgot Football Season Starts Next Week

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Ana Kasparian Wonders Why Americans Aren’t “Enraged” Over Tax Dollars Going to Israel

Apparently, She Forgot Football Season Starts Next Week

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@BRICSinfo JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇷🇺 Xi Jinping Meets With Putin — Observers Reportedly Notice a Striking Resemblance to Winnie-the-Pooh, Causing Chinese Censors to Immediately Reach for the Delete Button

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JUST IN: Trump Declares You’re Not “MAGA Enough” If You Oppose Data Centers — America First Now Apparently Means Server Farms First

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@BRICSinfo JUST IN: Trump Warns Iran Would Target the U.S. or Europe With a Nuclear Bomb — Says Iran Has “No Choice” but to Target Whoever He Just Finished Bombing

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@infolibnews JUST IN: Trump Defends Iran War, Says Israel Would Be “Gone” Without Him — America Reminded That Apparently World War III Is Now Part of the Israel Defense Package

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@atrupar JUST IN: America FINALLY Learns What It Takes to Be Commander in Chief

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Top Journalist Trey Gowdy Praises Trump for Moving Golf Stakes in the Heat — America Finally Learns What It Takes to Be Commander in Chief: Manual Labor at the 17th Hole

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Top Journalist Trey Gowdy Praises Trump for Moving Golf Stakes in the Heat — America Finally Learns What It Takes to Be Commander in Chief: Manual Labor at the 17th Hole