TheNorSchlong

Imprisoned for almost 9 years in the NorTomb, I have broken free and shall conquer the world! But first let's take a selfie!

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@ribeiroandrew77 RRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR I dont use one. I am one!

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@PleasantKenobi

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

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The cause needs you #MTG players! If you've ever...ever needed something to belive in. #CFB #magictcg @MTG_Arena #cardkingdom #mtg_arena #magicthegathering #starcitygames
@wizards_magic @MrBeast @TolarianCollege @NjDevGrrl @PostMalone @hate_your_deck

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

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[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

https://t.co/wyvGjInyC7
The cause needs you #MTG players! If you've ever...ever needed something to belive in. #CFB #magictcg @MTG_Arena #cardkingdom #mtg_arena #magicthegathering #starcitygames
@wizards_magic @MrBeast @TolarianCollege @NjDevGrrl @PostMalone @hate_your_deck

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

https://t.co/wyvGjInyC7
The cause needs you #MTG players! If you've ever...ever needed something to belive in. #CFB #magictcg @MTG_Arena #cardkingdom #mtg_arena #magicthegathering #starcitygames
@wizards_magic @MrBeast @TolarianCollege @NjDevGrrl @PostMalone @hate_your_deck

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Breaking: Lindsey Graham is COVID positive

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

https://t.co/wyvGjInyC7
The cause needs you #MTG players! If you've ever...ever needed something to belive in. #CFB #magictcg @MTG_Arena #cardkingdom #mtg_arena #magicthegathering #starcitygames
@wizards_magic @MrBeast @TolarianCollege @NjDevGrrl @PostMalone @hate_your_deck

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@elonmusk Papa Musk the little guys need your help. Evil manipulators called "hedge funds" are trying to silence us retail investors. A tweet or soundbite from an ally could turn the tables and not have us lose everything tomorrow #HoldTheLine #DoNotSell #Autists #WSB #weNeedYou

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@RadioMadison You also need to keep telling us to brush our teeth darn it! I didnt hear it once this morning

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Republicans stole $1,400 from you today.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

House Republicans just blocked Americans from getting $2,000 stimulus. On Christmas Eve. Because they’re traitors.

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@NjDevGrrl Cracker barrel and chill?

[player/coach @CMPunk]

Anyone saying, “there’s too much Star Wars Content” was never made fun of and bullied for liking Star Wars. Shoot it all directly into my veins. THE NERDS HAVE WON.

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@RadioMadison As long as we get our morning dose of singing on Lithium we will all be happy.

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

#TrumpVirus #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #MAGA2020

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

We’ll pass 15 million cases of Trump Virus in the US today. And pass 300,000 deaths next week. Trump should spend the rest of his life in prison.

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@MTGSecretLair Remember everyone! If you use your digital code, you then forfeit the right for a refund on the product.

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

Thank you internet.
#maga2020 #TrumpMeltdown #trump

[TheNorSchlong @TheNorSchlong]

@collectsideshow #TheChild has arrived safely.
#sideshowtoy
#Mandalorian #ChildLovesDemEggs

[Truth Seeker @JonesSeeker]

Georgia residents aged 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until Dec 7 to register to vote. Retweet to share even if you don’t live in GA.