The Jester

immortal asshole
// Ran by @AmYokikoki
// Tell me if I went to far, it's hard for me to tell on my own

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

// The Jester's ref

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

The theme of Lillian!
https://t.co/Xf5zgFxgqq

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

Sigh, finally bled out to death so I'm back to being sober. My life sucks

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb ... I'm still just gonna wait to bleed out to die, I'm not wasting 5 bottles of vodka get an eye back.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

i loekd leike shuch ad feikding chuid whnd i stnd usp, i thjnk. whudi ismy ebody liekd thies

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb So you finally remembered you who were talking to!

[You gash out their eye]

Wow! didn't think you you would go that far!
How do you want to live with yourself knowing you crippled someone for life? Hmm!

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb [He successfully bit their throat]

Well atleast you picked one! Good to know I was right for putting a fake dice in ur stockpile!

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb [Throws a nail at him]

Pick one fatass!

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb Fucking do it then. I don’t give a shit.

I’m really not in the mood to fight, how about I teleport us to your fucking dice and I take the one I put in back.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

// Jester and Meut

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb I did not touch your dice, gambleton or whatever your name was. I don’t have the time to do that…

You probably were just unlucky. Like I can probably find out which one in the pile was mine.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@nukittybunker Obivosuly I amdn drunskf

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb But the dice I got you wasn’t special at all, I just painted it red.

if you were rolling bad you might just be unlucky.

// good job jester you just know how to make every situation worse

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb Heh, I kneeeww that would get you mad.

With some of the people I met I know it’s possible….

What’s with you and dice anyways, why does rolling a d6 give you abilities

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb I know somebody out there would pry away at any fucking weakness they heard of me…

Also beforehand when I said I added a weighted die in ur pile, I wasn’t lying.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb Since you seem so insistent, if my body ever gets that reviving me gets me immediately killed, I reset.
… wait, I didn’t just tell you-.
You better not fucking tell this to another soul.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb No I got drunk after she threatened to reset me.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb Well you see this?

[She spits out blood]

That’s her fucking fault.

Same goes with my eye.

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb It’s pretty much just fucking her

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

@JustSomeoneDumb What else would you even want to know

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

SEE HETEROS, IT'S OUR MONTH NOW!!!

[The Jester @TheNotAJester]

THEY HAVE 11 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR, THEY'RE SPOILED