KING Lear

The King of Britian

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

Cordelia… oh… my dearest Cordelia… why… why must this happen to you… oh… my heart… I could have saved you… CURSE YOU MURDERER AND TRAITORS… oh my beloved Cordelia… please… say something… please… please… oh… #brokenheart #depressed

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

Oh.. my dearest Cordelia, my most loved and prized possession, I am so glad you forgave me for banishing you… I love you with all my heart and I hope the both of us will live happily ever after ❤️ #grateful #thankyou

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

AHHH CRAZY PEOPLE CHASING ME!!! RUNNNN FOR MY LIFEE!!!!!! Just kidding… they’ll never catch me hehehe CATCH ME IF YOU CAN #runningman

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

LA LA LA, I can’t see Cordelia again… after everything I did. Oh wow, these flowers are pretty… as darkly beautiful as death … LA LA LA I HATE MY DAUGHTERS! This weed… the most beautiful weed I’ve seen, i’ll add this to my crown! 😊 LA LA LA #sopeaceful #whatawonderfulworld

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

HOW??? How have the homeless been able to live in harmful and destructive storms like these?? Oh Tom, poor Tom, I feel sympathetic for you. I shall strip myself naked. Your daughters, oh those EVIL LITTLE RATS, THEYYY must’ve put you in this situation #sympathy #cursethedaughters

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

I AM THE KING… why… why am I in this storm? This crazy and deadly storm… IS THAT ALL YOU GOT??? BRING IT ON!! Anything is better than seeing my freaking “daughters” #hatemylife #unstoppable

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

No knights… no protection… no power… ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? NO KNIGHTS? I would much rather live in HELL than see your two faces. OMG, can’t believe this is happening to me… @DuchessAlbany @Ms_PeachyRegan #fml #lifesucks #whoneedskids

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

Seriously… SERIOUSLY @Ms_PeachyRegan HOW DARE YOU PUT MY DEAR SERVANT, CAIUS IN STOCKS???? How dare you treat your father like this?... I’m going to have a talk with you. #unacceptable #whatareyouthinking

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

IS @DuchessAlbany OUT OF HER MIND? SHE’S DEMANDING ME TO SEND HALF OF MY HUNDRED KNIGHTS AWAY. I honestly hope she becomes CHILDLESS, and if she so happens to give birth to a child, PLEASE make that child stupid lioke a ROCK. Now… my only hope, Regan. #stupidchildren #lasthope

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

What is this disrespect I am given by @DuchessAlbany servants. This is truly UNACCEPTABLE. TELL THEM TO OBEY MY COMMANDS THIS INSTANT! I am very glad Caius was by my side, tripping that disrespectful piece of 💩, Oswald. #IAMTHEKING #disrespected

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

I am so grateful to have Caius by my side. Instantly hired him since he was as honest as a mirror 😊 #grateful #trustworthy #happy

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

WTH, I can’t believe my eldest and favourite daughter could not express her love for me, I am so disappointed and I hate her with all my heart. #disowned #disappointed

[KING Lear @TheNotCrazyLear]

I have decided to split my land among my daughters depending on who loves me MOST! Kinda want to give the best land to my youngest daughter though… ❤️#mygirl #myfav #aging