NotTrueFacts

These facts are not true.

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

I never forget to add the hashtags to these tweets and definitely never delete them to remake them properly. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Any kind of creme donut that is less than 50% creme is labeled by the rest of the donuts as a disappointment. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Every single person in the world has a cleaner desk than you do, and you are an inferior being as a result of your pathetic shortcomings. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

There are currently 4,927,245,882 ongoing conflicts of thumb war that will never be resolved according to international guidelines because the participants are all dead now. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

The secret to being good at karaoke is stealthily palming a kazoo in your hand and playing it whenever you're not singing. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

It is physically impossible to climb a rope. Every time you see someone do it, the footage has been reversed. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Easy Mac is the breakfast of champions. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Bidets exist because your butthole is very thirsty. Please stay hydrated. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Tiktok was designed specifically to make you fee old. Yes, you. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

The original orange cartoon cat was Steve Buscemi. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Contrary to what its name might imply, Eggo Waffles contain barely any human kidneys. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Google only has $3 to its name; they’re just really good at using those $3. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Laurence Fishburne took the blue pill. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

You CAN do the Can-Can, but you shouldn’t. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Saying Beetlejuice’s name four times causes Tim Burton to orgasm. But nobody has ever done it. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Brain freeze is really psychic damage. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

The best way to start a friendship is to go over to a person's house and lick the largest television you can find. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

One background actor in the film “Gymkata” went on to invent Velcro and lived like a king until he died in 2014 of business poisoning. #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

Twitter's character limit is only forty-tw #nottruefacts

[NotTrueFacts @TheNotTrueFacts]

We have adjusted several tweets to appease China. #nottruefacts