The Diamond Crimcess

I ain’t going back & forth, bitch, this ain’t the US Open. Rooting for everybody black. (That also isn’t stupid)

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

Alina Baraz needs to release another album like I literally NEED it 😭😭

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

Schmooooood! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

So like should I just cheat instead? Or...
Cuz bitch I'm 30, not in Shady Oaks nursing home. The hell!

[Klaus Mikaelson @Kprime3]

Saying you don’t wanna lock something down cause summer is coming up and you 30 is crazy

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

Nobody:

Me on my 3rd glass of wine:

SLEEPY HOES BETTA WAKE UP
AND GET YA MUTHFUCKIN CAKE UP
OR GET SMOKED LIKE A GRAPE DUTCH! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ BITCH TF!

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

Nvm I kinda wanna throw my open toes on and get jazzy actually

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

Finna eat CTC & start my Breaking Bad rewatch 🗣️🗣️🗣️ my kinda Friday nizzightttttt

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@RL_so_RECKLESS 😭😭😭 poochie fucking PLS!!

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

No cuz like...

[Alexander 🫦 @cfknls]

Why do bi men be fucking like that

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@RL_so_RECKLESS

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@fbwalker4 @AdamParkhomenko 😭😭 you're literally in the air on a jet like are you stupid???

[Cati @CatianaSaillant]

The discourse around Rihanna openly loving Rocky is crazy af. She literally has three kids with that man and they’re in a relationship. Y’all are stupid.

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@welcomedogblog1 😭😭 literally CRAZY!

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

I'm fucking SCREECHING

[dog with a blog♡ @welcomedogblog1]

is this fucking meth??

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

We already ran this scenario during the civil war and area #2 lost, numbnuts

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

You literally have 15 minutes to eat this shit before it tastes like the cardboard it's sitting in.

[Tre🦂 @_nun2me]

i’ll never switch on little caesars

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

ASHLEY. 🗣️🗣️ I'M NOT FUCKING DONE.

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@RL_so_RECKLESS Screaminggggggg excuse me?!

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@RL_so_RECKLESS Hey pooch!!! I miss you!!

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@RL_so_RECKLESS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ hello???

[The Diamond Crimcess @TheNotoriousCDG]

@RL_so_RECKLESS I'm finna go to the store to get some CTC pooch! Lmaooooo!! Hello??? I'm going tomorrow & Sunday to get my white gay on. 🤭