RFJ

Brimley’s Mom. Hater of Hypocrisy. Lover of Music. Eater of Food. Searching for Fun(ny).

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@realgirl_fieri This was perfectly written. Lost my dad when my son was 17 mos. He made my dad so happy, he makes us keep going (and laughing and pulling our hair out) every day. Every word here resonates. One day I’ll have time for my grief, or not. Thanks for sharing 🩷

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

If your boyfriend or husband is posting “your body, my choice” memes… you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@rondonkers @bjnovak @Andy I had dozens of apples to prep for pie, thank goodness I had my trusty apple corer to make quick work of them!

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@gatica1813 @VectorBoy101 You can find the original picture on Getty Images. Shes with her husband. This is doctored.
On the other hand, Trump is mentioned at least 69 times in the Epstein Files that were released days prior to his ear incident.

[Strxwmxn @strxwmxn]

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Jamaal Bowman wins the 2024 NY-16 Democratic Primary by a landslide, according to the Gaza Ministry of Health.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@DickTracyOrlndo Or you need to lose weight. That’s my favorite.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@clhubes @hollieoverton I just texted my sons bffs mom asking if “threenager” has ever caused death. So…hello my people.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@ExitPass @girlsreallyrule No, they’ll put her body on life support and if the fetus dies, charge her with murder, waste money on a trial and sentence her to death.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@clhubes @LauraDukes0205 I’m a fan of Madewells linen shorts. Flowy and light but don’t look cheap. And just long enough to appropriately cover the thighs and still be flattering. Aka not moving into mom jort territory.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@DickTracyOrlndo Immigration is how America became America! Imagine that!!!

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@nicholasig13 Please find a spot for the chair where you can rock the baby. It’ll mean even more to you to have a special place with the special connection.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@clhubes My toddler has trained me well the last 3yrs for days like this. He is of the “I WAKE UP AND I WAKE YOU UP” school of not sleeping. Sleep is something I do when I’m not being yelled at.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@kristiebihn You are mountain people now. Hello to your new home.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@Andy - Gonna need a #RHUGT with @KARENHUGER and @ramonasinger purely to see the fights for a bedroom and the tantrums that accompany them. @RHOP_ #GrandDame acting foolish.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

Perhaps a man who has been judged a rapist, fined $355 million, barred from doing business in NY, impeached twice, and facing 91 felony counts should not be president.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

If Jesus and Scientology can buy Super Bowl commercials, they can pay taxes.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@okmattallen I had a fried artichoke of my dreams at Il Giggeto in the Jewish Ghetto in Rome. It was 25yrs ago and I still think of it. Please go relive my dreams.

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@jennitobinca @Heatherkitty914 @clhubes Given his timeline, that’ll be any day now!
I’m hoping this hard early life means he’s going to be a (relatively) easy teen.
JK - I can’t even write that without laughing hysterically.
He’s so lucky he’s adorable!!!! 🥰

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@jennitobinca @Heatherkitty914 @clhubes I had all three w my first (currently only for a reason!)…do I win a prize (aka my dream to run away to a hotel for 48 hours of sleep & hot coffee by myself???)

[RFJ @TheNotoriousRFJ]

@okmattallen You got this. Give yourself grace and rest as needed. Also, French fries.
Love you and hope the days get easier soon.