Evil Stewart Rogers

Living life in the snark lane. Evil twin of @TheRealSJR. Views are my own, or not. You decide.

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

Thread!

Samantha describes one of the biggest issues of our time: binary thinking

A significant no. of people boil the most complex human issues down to a coin flip

Pick #TeamThis or #TeamThat

Micro-polarizations ensue

Solution opportunities missed

Negativity multiplied

[Samantha Rae @ASamanthaRae]

One of my least favorite things about the discourse on Twitter is that people seem to have fundamentally forgotten that multiple things can be true at the same time, and that’s more often the case than not! We contain multitudes! It’s not always either/or, sometimes it’s YES AND

[Shou 🪽 @shoukunz13]

“English is not my first language”

god give me strength

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

New collaboration idea. We use this AI generated art to sell £35 tickets to see the second coming of Jesus in @perrigame's Easter cookie. After Willy Wonka, this'll look legit af

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@perrigame Is Jesus carrying a pair of Smith and Wesson revolvers? Not a fan of the brown clown shoes either

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Bitcoin didn’t hit $55k so as promised
I will be giving $2500 bitcoin to 25
random followers in next 48hrs. To
join just retweet and make sure you
are following me,

[jack @hiyajackk]

I feel there could have been a better way for management to diarise my annual leave

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

If I get picked, I'll use this to kickstart a couple of promising impact projects I've been tracking

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@lydiaclare Outlier right here 😁

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@perrigame Everything passes, and this will too. Reach out if you need 🙏

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@lydiaclare Love you more 💜

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

Dark thoughts

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@RyanGarg @peterlynch3333 @itsjoeturner @Joej87 @space_monk3y @GrantPS91 @Ryanair You could always book with the next tier up airline and pay €$£ 200 a ticket instead of 35 + baggage + seats I suppose

I'm guessing that'll be only 100 more per person than Ryanair, but at least they'll seat you together*

*across at least two rows, FYI #widthissues

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@fesshole Peng-winning!

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@perrigame You don't need luck because you've got all the skills, but have some extra anyway. Go do awesome things 🙏✨🙌

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@perrigame @ValeyAnt Hold that thought for a spicy chicken version: Peri Peri Perri Puri

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@bria_110 May I offer "Hyvva Ystävänpäivä" and "Head Sõbrapäev" instead. In Finland and Estonia they celebrate friendship. So it is less about "be my valentine" or chasing, or pressure, or romance, which I find is more beautiful, and no less a love than romantic love 🙏✨💜

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@bria_110 Depends who you asked to join in

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

Breaking news: significant amount of US weather data recovered

Officials say they hail this fresh shower of information, which is currently being uploaded to a cloud

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: A significant portion of the payload of the Chinese balloon shot down off South Carolina has been recovered, a U.S. official says. https://t.co/rbfNQRbID6

[Evil Stewart Rogers @TheNotoriousSJR]

@hail2thetealeaf Actually, that's not a fruit bowl. It's a buck-cake platter