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@rljmb23 @JohnScott841686 Satire

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Fire Councell. Hire Rossy.

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I'm so glad I switched over to the Knicks/Spurs after the Cubs had tied it up. I just knew nothing good was going to happen. This team is a steaming pile💩

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@ClarkMetAddison Not the point though. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.

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Thank God that Cabrera is off of the IL.

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Zzzzzzz

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@cubsfan_esq He was a little too relaxed

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@ohgreatitsmike June swoon came early this year.

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@BuschBangs That seems wrong. He had some really good starts in the last half of 2025.

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@Neil_Club120 He has never missed bats. I don't know what the Cubs were thinking when they drafted him.

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I have zero faith in Wicks. He has never impressed me.

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@yhbryankimiq The correct answer is 72, but I got there like this
2+2=4*2=8
5+5=10*5=50
6+6=12*6=72

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The correct answer is 72, but I got there like this
2+2=4*2=8
5+5=10*5=50
6+6=12*6=72

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Hey we got a chance. The heart of the order is coming...oh nevermind.

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Why not Gasolina here?

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@GoCubs49 We could have hired Murphy for half the $$

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@POLESPLSEAT3 @jacobzanolla Yet it does.

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I'm out. Another fucking unearned run. I'll try again on Friday. Maybe.

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God damnit a good throw gets him by a mile. What is going on?