The Novice, Esq.

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[The Novice, Esq. @TheNoviceKnows]

Gamers being pissed at Sony for the whole digital-only initiative show just how smart gamers are.

“Let us archive our partial-asset discs that still require online connection to gain full access to the game”

You’re half-assing it. PC and GOG is the only real game preservation.

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@basedgodkumbi @johnfromyoutube Yeah but what about Mirror Boy?

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@zei_squirrel

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My personality died in 1997. And again in 2003.

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@The_Evan @AdamFriedland Bug man

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I’m about pinball machines now. Fuck y’all and your ray-tracing.

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You know, fantasy football implies I can pick *anyone*. Like, Joe Rogan and Darth Vader on the same team.

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The only possible worse music than Christian Nu-Metal would be Atheist Smooth Jazz.

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@tossdasauce @griffindc @x_stjude @HasanabiProd A lot of people don't know @ostonox has Azan under a wage garnishment at Twitch.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

How it feels to engage with right-wing talking points as a queer person in 2022
(And why I stopped engaging)

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@SatiricalSabre @brentphoto_nyc @washingtonpost Remake. Even as a kid, I was a non-conformist and bought VIII instead of VII.

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Aye Dimebag, your tone sucks.

Signed, 20 years into the future. You would've shot the Axe-FX, anyways.

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It's notoriously known in the Ni🅱️🅱️as In Paris, Kanye forewarns us "Don't lemme into my zone" over and over that calm yet strong buildup. This may in fact indicate Kanye was telling us that by Ye-scending, he cannot come back. Think if a Saiyan couldn't return from Super Saiyan.

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@IanofBradley @DumpsterRoaring @choccymilk1234 @thehill bro, there's hundreds of types of cancers, all different treatment paths and outcomes. Same with Coronaviruses.

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Did the Huntington Chipotle close those few days because of the strike? Because now I feel bad for being a scab and getting food when they reopened.

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

Its funny that businesses are begging for workers instead of just getting those robots we're told will so easily replace us if we raise the minimum wage

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I really, really need to find a drummer if anyone knows of one.