TheNozzaCole

I'm Norris Cole, I'm not good with these Bio's but I've been shagging birds since corrie began.

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Might just go twat casual Carl over the head with a chair for interrupting me..

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My hairs rough because I've just been shagging the fuck out of Emily

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Roy's just shit the bed for the 5th day in a row.

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My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now.

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Police are looking for a "racist attacker". I phoned the information line but apparently its not a job advertisement!

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I can't tweet and finger birds at the same time!

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I'm back!

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Do you think the queen has a mobile?

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Eileen

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I'm Nozza, i'm barmy, i'm on the piss tonight..

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Replacing Frank Lampard with Jordan Henderson is like replacing the sun with a 20 watt bulb

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Retweet this if you recognise it.

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#badjokes Why don't giraffes do drugs? Cause they are already naturally high...

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For me golf is a lot like women; if she isn't holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.

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Amazing Name!

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Lads only have two emotions, hungry and horny If he hasn't got a hard-on make him a sandwich.

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That Friday feeling..

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Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't.

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Great Name!