Nozz

Unofficial, unlicensed, unsanctioned and unauthorized mascot of the LA Dodgers. Craig Kimbrel fan. Manager of the Westchester Getters fantasy baseball team.

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@P0Eproductions Song is “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@HijoDeWrestling I remember my friend and I created a finisher called the “Magic Missile” and it was just like 7 straight shots to the nuts.

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@TheCinesthetic I admit, this totally fooled me the first time I saw it

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

We didn’t vote ourselves into this. We explicitly voted against it. It was forced upon us.

[Tōma 🐎 @NationOfEldia]

There are more Arabs serving in the IDF, than Jews livings in Arab countries

[Mr Producer @RichSementa]

Even Bill Maher admits California is completely FKED UP:

"In 39 days we will know the winner. Oh no, that's the mayor of LA.... What a fu*ked-up state this is... Eric Swalwell got 19,000 votes. Who are these people?"

California is a national joke.

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

Why even have monuments at all then?

If making the monuments look good is a waste of money, isn’t the monument itself a waste?

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@reach_baseball

[illitaret @illitaret]

@alexinsix For a group of people that constantly says you’re not trying to force it down people’s throats you sure seem to get angry when people don’t fall in line.

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@AdamKellyFA

[𝒢𝑒𝓁 ❣️ @LttleGel]

Blake Treinen refused to wear the pride hat last night. He was the winning pitcher in the game. 👊

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@HyeseongKimMuse :(

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@cevangelista413 The colored buttons always reminded me of my ascii turbo controller for SNES

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@Dodgersandrewjf

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

After watching baseball for long enough, you can tell when a pop fly hit will be a homerun based on the pitcher’s reaction

[Blake Snell Enjoyer @SnellEnjoyer]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK OFFFFFFF HOMERRR

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@JonnyRoot_ @Dodgers Look who got the win though

[Velvet 《COMMS open》 ♧♡ @WhiskeyOnVelvet]

@DeanGagaKennedy They'll leave revealing Wesker for a good long while because they want the fanbase to stay alive so we buy the game.

[Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 @TheMuppetPastor]

@JezziiB If we were executing people and harvesting their organs, you’d have a point.

But since we aren’t, I hope stupid people enjoyed your post.

[Nozz @TheNozzo]

@PilotPenguin22 @dbs_10_10 There’s a sonic one which is hilarious as well