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Quotes from the Nub Master himself

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I'll beat you with a shoe

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"PUSH!!" -Nub Master
"I'm not giving birth!" -trumpet player

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Let's see if Carmen's gonna be a good girl or a dirty tramp

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N for nuts. This is nuts!

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"I'm coming" -instructor
"I would hope not!" -trombone player

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Snare player sounds like they're throwing the drum down the stairs

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*whispers to trumpets* clarinets are kicking your butts, you should take that personally

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Show me your grrr face *starts growing*

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"If our instruments can pee on people so can we" -squidward's grandma

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"I guess I was a dealer in my first life"

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*student uses inhaler*
While she hits her bong up here

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You have to tongue the D
*not even a minute later*
You have to tongue the A

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"I look better in fishnets than she does"
-Big Man, a few days ago

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Only you can prevent wasted time

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I love minors
-big man

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Obligatory ripped pants song lyrics, a clarinet player ripped his pants:

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
Cause no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and
Ripped his pants

(yes this was sung to him)

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It's Crazy Train not Thomas the Train

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*bumps into soloist*
"You broke my butt!"
-big man

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Staff: "(The Low Brass Man) why do you have so much energy?"

Other low brass member: "Because he gave birth!"

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For those who know, see you Monday. Bring your gallon water jugs and be prepared...