Guano Loco

Phrenology PhD; Rhythm Guitarist-Porcupine Orgy

[Guano Loco @TheNucularReala]

@Braves Why is Carrasco pitching in the 7th with a 1-run lead? Dylan Lee is great against righties or lefties. Weiss did this against the White Sox in the same situation, and Chicago walked off with a homer in extras. They brought in Lee anyway, so what's the point?

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@Braves There will never be a roof, dome, or enclosed stadium for the Braves because the faceless corporate owners count on rain delays to increase concessions sales and other spending in the Battery. They don't want people to just come to a game; the point is to get every last cent.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar If "Liar, liar, pants on fire" had any basis in reality, the full diaper ignition would be seen from space.

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@OccupyDemocrats This timeline has the worst antagonists. The Cabinet is like the Batman Villains for each department, but with the caveat that they are so spectacularly inept that Batman just points and laughs at them, making them angrier and more foolish, in a vicious circle of idiocy.

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@allenanalysis This is like bragging about passing the "test" of identifying which squares have a stop sign to prove you're not a robot. The President is barely capable of doing the minimum of sentient life.

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@OurShallowState When you're sooooo smart that you are repeatedly tested for diminished capacity...maybe don't brag about it?

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@Zipdog99 @OccupyDemocrats @CalltoActivism Are you so butt-hurt that you need a hemorrhoid donut pillow? Is the mean ol Senator making too much sense? I know, it's DEI's fault, right? Or, everybody has TDS but you. Go find a pacifier and stop crying.

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@YahooNews Live Fast, Die Young, and Leave a Good-Looking Corpse!

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@RandPaul When it comes to "poisoning our own citizens", why has there not been air strikes on the Sacklers, Purdue Pharma, etc.? They've done millions of times more damage to the homeland, yet they walk free and live in gated communities.

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@donwinslow Gilead, Under His Eye, and May the Lord Open. What a boring, horrible world they seek.

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@Braves The kid did okay. It's the lack of offense at SS, 2B, CF, & C, all up the middle, that dooms this team. This is reminiscent of Simmons, Uggla, and Upton up the middle and the lack of offense on those losing Braves teams.

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@Braves So, the Snakes put in a pitcher giving up a .300 BA, and the Braves meekly go in order. Pathetic and pitiful. At least Montero didn't pitch with a lead. The Braves only score 4 or more once a week, so the defeat was assured. But, the Battery makes money, so the fans don't matter

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@Braves Pathetic. The Battery is hopping, so the faceless corporation that owns the team makes money, so why upgrade in the off-season? These are the #Braves not the #Cubs. No lovable lovers here, just bad baseball, bad coaching, bad front office, bad team. Pathetic.

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@Braves @mattolson21 Pathetic. The whole team seems hungover. Riley has forgotten how to field. Lazy fly balls and weak grounders by an inept offense. 3rd base coach has no clue. Fans should have seen this coming when the offense hit no homers in Colorado. Pathetic.

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@Braves Why didn't Snitker go with Blewett, who is magic in extra innings? As soon as a pitcher shows success, Snitker messes with the formula.

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@Braves What is Snitker doing?! Going to Montero with a small lead, then a RHP against consecutive LH hitters?! He's sabotaging his own team! Fire Snit NOW!

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@Braves This all started when the faceless corporation that owns/runs the Braves/Battery put shareholders dividends over fans and let a leader and future HOFer Freeman go to LA.

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@Braves This is just not a serious team. Elder is either wild in the zone or way off. The offense is pathetic. The off-season reaped nothing, and all the weaknesses of last season are even more glaring now.

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@Braves @TruistPark So, this is the lineup against LHP. Meh.

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@cnnbrk How dare a sovereign nation act in their own interest! Don't they know how angry, petty, and loaded-diapered the U.S. President is? The resulting stench from Arkham-On-The-Potomac will result in people fleeing to Starbucks for a change of aroma...& the coffee will cost...oh I see