Choomf

He/They. Dungeon Master, teacher, architectural historian, planter of pikmin.

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

Forgoing a Charisma die roll because of a player's monologue is no different than forgoing a Search roll because the player specifically described trying to unscrew the bed post while searching for a secret compartment.

Both are signs of engaged players and should be rewarded.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is truly the nastiest read anyone in history has ever received😭

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[SupergeekMike (Mike Christensen) @supergeekmike]

The only way you could truly believe this clip is Brennan actually endorsing getting rid of dice is if you are just the dumbest motherfucker in the hobby.

[Choomf @TheNumber7Seven]

@Nerdcognito I think you need to ask grok what deadpan delivery is, just cause they’re not chucking and winking at the camera like Rick and Morty doesn’t mean it’s not a joke

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Pete Hegseth thinks the good guys were defending beaches at Normandy

[Choomf @TheNumber7Seven]

@Nerdcognito Go play fatal, chud

[pride month hail mary 🏳️‍🌈🌌🪶 @SquashFold]

Remember how she had to hide being a hazbin hotel fan because her tradcath husband thought it was satanic until HE watched it and interpreted it as a conservative masterpiece and then she was allowed to watch hazbin hotel as a 34 year old woman

[Crispy_HorseVA @hexag0n414]

I voiced over as many of these as I could find
Happy pride month everyone!

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

DOGE was just a cover for the largest robbery of the American people in history.

[Cirsova: Winning Secrets Out 6/17 @cirsova]

Wait, you guys are making $70k a year?

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I mean

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

We are so far into "mad king" territory that the White House may not even bother to clarify whether Trump just confused Oman with Iran or is indeed threatening to bomb Oman

[Karan @karankendre]

CEO waking up to a $500M Claude API bill

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

At a certain point you have to recognize that your government is at war with you.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Definitely didn’t hit a nerve or anything lol

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE!