Infinite Remix

Inconveniently distributed intelligence

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

“A modified vape, Mr. Bond. Click the button once for nicotine, click and hold for cannabis. Two clicks will arm the explosive device. Needless to say be mindful of children”

“Very good…indica or sativa?”

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

Was Jodie Foster impressed though?

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Whenever I have the privilege of seeing Yayan Ruhian do his thing

[Volk @ladolcevolk]

There are moves in The Furious that have never been moved on screen before

[turbomander @turbomander]

*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt*
*gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

Has anybody noticed Iscariot acting weird around Jeez lately

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

I’ve partied with genders that would have caused Erwin Schrödinger to lose sleep

[carpen @giovni0]

No one is more convincing with a lightsaber than Hayden Christensen

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

Going door to door informing folks that I’m a registered sex defender

[Togan McNoridy @plutexsnooteB]

“Last name ankle, first name play with”

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

What happened to Jesus’ life insurance money

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

I bet Stephen King’s dirty talk is friggin unreal

[paige @BonerWizard]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 1869, Beth March, the third littlest woman of the Little Women, my friend, died. She fucking died.

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

They’re saying the Bare & Stained Bears used to be spelled different

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

“Wow that’s so cool, I’m sort of Damocles myself sometimes”

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

So that‘s why they talk about skinny guys having a third leg

[balula ꕤ @khiaaasylum]

how can woman be lesbian????

[Sam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sam_LUFC__]

Andor is the worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars because it showed me just how good Star Wars can be

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

Why does John Krisinski look exactly like all his characters

[Infinite Remix @TheNumenShow]

“Neurodivergent vehicle acceleration cadence”