DAD

that port blood run deep

[DAD @TheNutesack]

The orloff will kill the junebug poison

[DAD @TheNutesack]

H.A.P.D always wins

[DAD @TheNutesack]

Today has been giving me an ass blasting and it shows no signs of letting up

[luke @monsalino]

beer for my horses will always be a banger

[DAD @TheNutesack]

"Nice fuck shack what's it get for milage"?

[DAD @TheNutesack]

Not allowed at the humane society for a year just because I showed up in a peanut butter bikini... But whatever

[DAD @TheNutesack]

Middle aged men who wear South Pole jeans 😍

[DAD @TheNutesack]

"Sunfish can fuck off" -@monsalino

[DAD @TheNutesack]

"I've got a country album coming out May 23rd" @monsalino

[DAD @TheNutesack]

@TheNutesack unless it's one of the pussies from the green team

[DAD @TheNutesack]

I love seeing the little boys out on tag day

[DAD @TheNutesack]

I'm glad I'm not the only one out here who obviously knows nothing about jewelry or what their mothers wears

[DAD @TheNutesack]

It's a little early to be in full dad mode

[DAD @TheNutesack]

"I bet that girls crabs have crabs"

[DAD @TheNutesack]

Bitches on rollerblades and some pulse of the maggots bumping in the background

[DAD @TheNutesack]

If you're not at roller derby right now I feel sorry for you

[DAD @TheNutesack]

Roller derby gets me up

[DAD @TheNutesack]

@dolphinwalrus @Matttty_PP Howard, he was a bitch