Mummy Nuthatch

Mum to a beautiful baby boy. Married to my best friend. Lover of books, tea & mum life. Sporadic blogger. Full time working teacher mummy in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

I’ve had some jobs in my time, but my favourite by far is being a mum. It’s scary, amazing, daunting, rewarding, tiring and most of all it’s the best feeling in the world. My little chick is my little world and I know mummas everywhere feel the same. HIGH FIVE MUMMAS. #MothersDay

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

I’m thinking of moving house back to my original Twitter account to be the real me. My sporadic appearances on here are proof that I’m not good at juggling multiple identities anyway!
You’ll find me at @Kirlie Come join me- it would mean the world.
#truecolours #therealme

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

10:30pm and I’m stood in my kitchen in the dark savouring a hot cup of tea and biscuits after my first solo attempt at toddler/newborn bedtime. I know there’s all sort of shit in the world right now, but in my little bubble Jeeeeeeeeez...that was a tough one.
#parenting #bedtime

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A week late and after a swift labour of only two hours, we were absolutely delighted to welcome this not so little bundle of joy into the world on Monday, weighing in at 10lbs10oz.
💙
The nest is definitely full now!

#birthannouncement #babyboy #familyoffour #whopper #parenting

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

Had to go in for a CTG today to check on baby as his movements have reduced. Thankfully all is fine but it’s safe to say his eviction notice has been served! I want him out where I can see him now.

#pregnancyproblems #40weekspregnant #onedayover #enoughisenough

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40 weeks pregnant: Everyone’s a f-ing comedian:
“Keep your legs crossed until the storm passes!”
“Are you going to call him Dennis?”

Needless to say I’m doing a lot of tongue biting and polite smiling and keeping the 🤬🤬🤬 in my head... so far!
#40weekspregnant #stormdennisuk

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

39 weeks pregnant: Ummm... better pack a hospital bag! 🙈 xxx

Didn’t really use one last time so a bit clueless in this department; send your suggestions my way mummas!

#pregnancyproblems #39weeks #babyno2 #secondtimemum #hospitalbag

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37 weeks pregnant🤰🏻: LAST DAY OF WORK! 🎉🎉🎉

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35 weeks pregnant: also known as ‘can no longer put on my own socks and shoes kind of pregnant’! 🤰🏻🙈

#pregnancyproblems #35weeks

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

Fair play, in the hour since I sent that tweet out @Morrisons customer service team have been in touch and organised a refund. Maybe display until dates need to be less ambitious to avoid people getting caught out in this way, but couldn’t have asked for a better follow up. 👏🏻.

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

Not happy at all with the state of these strawberries from @Morrisons Bought for a dessert for a family party tonight only to have the last minute stress of going to buy more because they’re furrier than a polar bear despite their being a whole day left on the display date. 😡.

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

@Autumns_Mummy @Medway_NHS_FT I am so sorry to read this Laura. I can’t even imagine how heartbreaking this must be for you. Take care of yourself. Lots of love. Xx

[The Mum Bum @themumbum]

I’m

filing-for-divorce-because-my-husband-has-put-the-scissors-somewhere-I-can’t-find-them

weeks pregnant 😡

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

Pregnancy Week 30: A banana a day keeps the leg cramps away! 🍌🍌🍌#pregnancyproblems #thirdtrimester

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28 weeks: Blood Glucose Test. 🤦🏻‍♀️. #pregnancyproblems

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Dear husbands/partners of pregnant women:

If you find yourself about to start a sentence with: “I know you’re pregnant, BUT...”

...DON’T!

#pregnancyproblems #marriedwithkids #SOS

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

Thanks all for sharing. Decided on a surprise BUT there were concerns over kidneys so while they spent ages looking up through the little body, all I could see was legs, bum and winky on the screen! So another boy for us! 💙 The universe took over in the end but we are happy. Xx

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Parents of Twitter! When having your 20 week scan, did you find out what the sex of your babies were or have a surprise at the birth? And what were your reasons? Husband and I are at loggerheads! #TeamSurprise #20weekscan #pregnancyproblems

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

Had training in work today to support kids going through bereavement. Horrendous. I feel very mortal right now. 💔😭.

[Mummy Nuthatch @TheNuthatchNest]

My little man got stung on the mouth by a wasp while at nursery today and had to be rushed to hospital. Horrific. 😭

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@mindfulmillie1 I don’t have a pet soz, but I have been exactly in that position and it is rough. Although if it’s any consolation my childcare provider sent me a photo of my little one 10 minutes after I left smiling and playing! I’m sure they just do it to torment us. Keep busy. Big hugs. Xx