The DJ Hot Dog

are hot dogs tacos tho | pronouns are weiner/frank

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

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[ᴋᴀᴛᴛ @Imakatt]

Baseball season is so fucking back baby

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

The true villains in The Incredibles

[Dr. Floss Boss @MyNameIs_Billy]

I wish I was as funny in real life as Cal is in Groupmes

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

I think the best part about technology is being able to check my flight status without having to leave the airport bar

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

Heard teasers about a sequel

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

Be sure to go see the new Maryo movie - out in theaters now!

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

People forget about the United States of chili cheese tots and it shows

[ꪜ𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ | 𝒜𝑀𝒵𝒯𝐻𝑀 @vinceayg_]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

[bson @bsonnn4]

“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor” (Exodus 20:16)

[Andrew Durso @andrew_durso]

crafting my statement

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Vatican City after electing an American Pope

[Ben Heisler @bennyheis]

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

[Big Fish @BigFish3000]

West Hills helicopter fire drop worthy of espn highlight.

[The DJ Hot Dog @TheOGCalAMari]

I think one of my greatest professional skills is being able to fit a text box into the exact amount of space that I have. Kids these days that didn't grow up with 140 character limit on Tweets are never going to be equipped with the skills that we have these days

[*:･ﾟ✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧･ﾟ:* @flowingqueen]

The way they opened their set with in the beginning 🥹 @zedsdead

[Derek @DDudeski_]

Me checking my phone every hour for a Lieutenant Dan update 🙏

[Christian @Christian_NYYST]

This view and this call is infinitely better than that dirty toilet water on TBS.