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Kris Mutha Fuckin' Kringle and don't you forget it, bitch.

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Bitch you and your damn cute baby ain't getting shit for Xmas SMH

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Hero? This dude is on the bad list for life

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Okay HOW BADASS WOULD THIS BE?!?! Move over Rudolph

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Had to turn down this reindeer applicant.

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Please do not do this next xmas! I am very afraid of frogs that can light up!

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Fuck yeah I'm getting an upgrade with my reindeer this year

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Yo dawg Xmas was like 5 months ago you ok?

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Fucking Jay-Z is on the naughty list for the rest of his life #Lemonade

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You: #ChristmasAndChill?
Me:

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.... aaaaaaaaaand turned on https://t.co/5TStq6UMUj

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How I felt

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For my homies who are planning on proposing this year: let this be a warning

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For #NationalStressAwarenessDay, let me show you how Santa relieves his stress

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#Christmas is already trending? Yall a bunch of thirsty bitches, aren't you?

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Wassup bitches

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THANKS FOR MAKING ME AN EMOJI, APPLE IOS 8.3

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HELL YEAH THEY GOT A BLACK EMOJI SANTA NOW! Don't know 'bout you, but I'm feeling pretty damn good 'bout that. Or maybe it's the booze ...

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Forget Blitzen and Prancer and Rudolph and Cupid and Donner ... Just give me some Jim Beam and Jack Daniels and I'll be juuuuuust fine

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Hey New York you complaining that it's cold .. try my house up in NoPo.

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Rudolph better step the eff off otherwise I'm replacing his ass with a damn flashlight. #bitchbetterrecognize