Lil Snoozy Vert 😴

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There are going to be Billions of people living after you're dead. Do things in your life that will help make the world better for them!!

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you ever hear a song that just fucking sucks?

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I love being barefoot and saying “im going shoeless joe Jackson”

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Hurrying home to finish space jam 2

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Listening to Fishin’ in the Dark makes me think I know how to line dance

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If you’re in your mid-20s and your circle isn’t discussing

-me

Why not??? Are you mad at me???

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my coworker is wearing a ratatouille shirt and every time I see them I go “That rat sure can cook!!” A+ bit so far

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The solution to global warming is converting to a base-12 number system

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Sometimes I’m like, all the dance moves have to have been thought of already right? And then someone makes a new dance move and I’m like hell ya

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smh just bought a rug pad

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Monsters are real and they live with us on earth (just paid for a haircut)

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yo these hiccups got me on my hands and knees begging for my life

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Im sorry there’s something called free radicals in my skin and you want be to believe that’s a bad thing??? Sounds sick af to me

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The pitcher of beer is one of the last strands of community we have to hold on to. Down with the individual pint, long live the pitcher ✊🏼

[REI Union Durham @reiuniondurham]

BREAKING: REI DURHAM UNION EMERGENCY STRIKE
Today at 12:15pm, we walked out of our store in solidarity with our coworker, Steven, who was unlawfully put on "administrative leave" as an act of retaliation for his involvement in our union.

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People don’t know shit about the UV index smh

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Think before you speak. That guy you called a hippie? He’s actually a beatnik.

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I’m a simple man, all I need to be happy is

- Sun 🌞
- Water 💧
- The Grateful Dead’s March 29th 1990 rendition of Eyes of the World featuring Branford Marsalis, perhaps their jazziest of all time 🕺🏼

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I’m gunna buy a radio station

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The need to make this edit came to me like Christianity came to Constantine

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My 3 y/o niece tells me today “I’m so tired, I work too hard” lmfaoo like what work is possibly burdening you to point of exhaustion. Midlife crisis ass toddler I love her 😂😭