The Obama Fly

Oh, hi there. I'm a house fly. I live in the White House and tweet what I observe.

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Four more years of chilling on the wall. Obama is giggling like a schoolgirl and practicing telling the GOP to GTFO. #election2012

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

"Change" takes 8 years apparently.

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Kinda boring today. Barry, Joe, and Eric just kinda sat around wondering if they could give guns to CANADIAN drug cartels next.

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

You all are racists. #LiberalismIn4Words

[Derek Hunter @derekahunter]

Facts do not matter #LiberalismIn4Words

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

I've just posted on FADNET: "it did not make national news because the victim is white and perps ar..." (http://t.co/MZGsnYUZ)

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

I've just posted on FADNET: "negative." (http://t.co/8dNmNVkb)

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

I've just posted on FADNET: "and this isn't even one that FADNET was involved in..." (http://t.co/b027kgvj)

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Barry just called Romney to congratulate him, hung up, then yelled, "OK NOW LET'S SMOKE HIM!" maybe he thinks a "romney" is a cigarette?

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

America: we do not agree with your politics.
Obama: that's racist.

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Berry just threw the constitution in the toilet while exclaiming, "occupy THIS b****". #occupyobamasface

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Obama wanted meatloaf for dinner but only 44% of the family approved. #ohsnap #ObamaLoaf

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Watching The Bills vs Raiders. Barack "thinks it's silly" that a city is named after a type of cow. He plans to change it to 'Awesomeland'.

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

“@WildCardJokers: @TheObamaFly I see why you are #Republican - Flies love shit!” not all conservatives are republicans, idiot sack.

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Getting ready for his sleepover with Al Gore. Another long night of smoking pot and prank calls to Texas. #algore #obamabush #amurrica

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

He's not amused by this. http://t.co/0NtkbjR but I think it's true. Boehner is darker than Hussein Obama. #that'sRACIST

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Prez says if I reach 1200 followers in the next 10 minutes he will eliminate the Federal Reserve. #applebees

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Talking in his sleep. "depopulate depopulate". http://t.co/0Jfdm01 #abortion #ObamaHatesYou

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

Taco night. Needless to say I'm camped out under his blanket. Don't judge me. #ObamaFuel

[The Obama Fly @TheObamaFly]

He's laying on the floor in his bedroom kicking the walls and pounding his fists on the floor. This is just awkward. http://t.co/erglOSb