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Joe Rogan reportedly farted inside a hotel elevator moments before the doors closed, leaving Hasan Piker trapped inside.

The incident allegedly explains Rogan’s decision not to enter the elevator.

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Movsar Evloev’s wife has reportedly expressed her support for Alexander Volkanovski ahead of Saturday’s UFC featherweight title fight against her husband.

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@DKSports 544

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Reports suggest Dricus vs. Costa was in the works at 205 until Costa demanded a kiss on the mouth, forcing Dricus to remain at 185.

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The best clip Trump has ever given us

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Merab should hit ts

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Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠

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BANGER #UFC333

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Volk and Movsar at the press conference

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Wanderlei Silva is stage 3 on this chart

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Wait till he plays SGA 😭

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Yaxel Lendeborg on Luka Doncic:

"I had a lot of respect for him ... but being in there first hand, watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect for him."

(🎥 via @anthonyVslater)

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Do I get better odds on prediction markets vs sports books?

Also do they give profit boosts and deposit bonuses?

For people who use prediction markets, why?

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Trump, bring your arms in and make a weird noise if Volk is beating Evloev on Saturday

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Alex Pereira's 2026

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"Small regret" 😭

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Jon Jones after Gaethje protected his GOAT status for him

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And just like that, the Dana White handshake curse was born

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@Ninadrama Had to secure the Movsar interview

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Nina Drama in Vegas vs Nina Drama in Abu Dhabi

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