The Octopus 🐙

Inestimable Yute. Pet Daddy. Uncle to Jovanni & Beyoncé. Certified Music Head (#MBAforAfrica Alumnus).

Retired Liverpool fan. 🐙 🔞

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“Victory belongs to the most tenacious”

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@BK8IP4 Injury hampered his career. Back in the day when we had SSS, then SAS, he was fucking lethal.

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

Ons Jabeur is making a comeback to tennis! 🎾

The three-time Grand Slam finalist returns after the birth of her son, having been absent from the tour since Wimbledon 2025.

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Best news today 🥹🥹🥹

Welcome back Ons, Tennis has missed you so dearly 🥹❤️

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

Ons Jabeur is making a comeback to tennis! 🎾

The three-time Grand Slam finalist returns after the birth of her son, having been absent from the tour since Wimbledon 2025.

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No way you believe you made any sense with this particular tweet.

Is there an award for best player in MLS other than MVP? So much gibberish.

[Simon Evans @sgevans]

For the offended Messi fans responding - the award is for MVP - not 'Best Player in MLS'. Messi is the best player in MLS by far - obviously. But Mukhtar took a team to top position (ahead of Messi's team) with his own skills but also by making those around him play better.

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@tntsports They were all 36, quit the crap.

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@vin_moneta For us, for the culture.

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Muchova, you have one job.

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@OFamade92353 @kachi_uchay Lmao. Calm down, na my guy, he just dey find my trouble

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My birthday is in a little over 2 weeks. I’m excited like mad and I intend to stay this way no matter how bleak things may seem.

I feel sad for you people who don’t care about your birthday, it will never be me.

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@BLEVEvolution You’re better off saying “she has the potential to be better than…”

That would have been understandable, but saying she’s a better player when all the evidence is against your claim is blasphemous.

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Andreeva, 2 years younger and has 2x the number of her titles, including 2 WTA 1000. H2H is also in her favor at 4-2.

Gauff has x2 the number of her slams and x4 the number of her titles.

Talk well, pls.

[Random Thoughts @BLEVEvolution]

@da_muguruza Noskova is already better player than other two.. is all other things being equal she should win more slams..

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@BLEVEvolution So, if Noskova only started to show promise this year, how then is she a “better” player than Gauff (same age), who has featured in 5 WTA finals, held a #2 ranking, played multiple major finals and Andreeva who is still a teenager but clearly surpasses her in all ramifications?

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@kachi_uchay Abuja na Sodom and Gomorrah, nobody will come to your aid.

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@OFamade92353 Amen. Thank you 🙏

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Pleased to announce that I’m now fully tapped in on my Sobriety journey.

Moving forward, I will now make all my bad decisions 100% sober 🥹🙂

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@edijalOnotweN Yeah. 💯

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@BLEVEvolution @da_muguruza By what logic is Noskova a better player than Andreeva or Gauff? Enlighten me.

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Might get this done before the constellation one, one racket and a ball though. We’ll see in a few weeks.