The Octopus 🐙

Inestimable Yute. Pet Daddy. Uncle to Jovanni & Beyoncé. Certified Music Head (#MBAforAfrica Alumnus).

Retired Liverpool fan. 🐙 🔞

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

“Victory belongs to the most tenacious”

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

At karaoke today, I sang some of your favorite songs, the ones that got you endeared to me during covid.
I hope somehow you heard me sing and watched me tear up. I sang from the depths of my heart.

I still cannot process this.

Rest easy Pet Mummy, till we meet again 🕊️🤍

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Death is so cruel. Mamus is really gone.

I can’t process this shit. God! 💔

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Death is so cruel. Mamus is really gone.

I can’t process this shit. God! 💔

[NTWYN @Antwyn__]

See her tiny voice 😂

[EGUNJOBI TEMITOPE PETER 💂🏿💂🏿💂🏿 @Comolli5]

Universe I dropped this edit here! @TheOctopusTips @amadeobreezy @39billion

GS4847….. 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

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Tennis duties… 🎾

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@ambitiousghuy Noskova my ass.

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https://t.co/Kh64SrZbpy

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Get in! 😹

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Bagel or breadstick this old woman for me, if possible 😹

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Exceptional performance from Mirra Andreeva!

Awful awful awful Sabalenka.

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Get in jorrrrr, one game away from a bagel 😹😹😹

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Bagel or breadstick this old woman for me, if possible 😹

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Andreeva is toying with Sabalenka 😹

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Bagel or breadstick this old woman for me, if possible 😹

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

No level seh.

Andreeva in 2.

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See Sabalenka. Lmfaoooo.

This one don wash 😹

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Mirra Andreeva!

A hattrick of aces to close out the first set.

Let’s go!!! 👏 👏 👏

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

@ad3m0laa She too useless.

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@BK8IP4 Injury hampered his career. Back in the day when we had SSS, then SAS, he was fucking lethal.

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

Ons Jabeur is making a comeback to tennis! 🎾

The three-time Grand Slam finalist returns after the birth of her son, having been absent from the tour since Wimbledon 2025.

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

Best news today 🥹🥹🥹

Welcome back Ons, Tennis has missed you so dearly 🥹❤️

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

Ons Jabeur is making a comeback to tennis! 🎾

The three-time Grand Slam finalist returns after the birth of her son, having been absent from the tour since Wimbledon 2025.

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

No way you believe you made any sense with this particular tweet.

Is there an award for best player in MLS other than MVP? So much gibberish.

[Simon Evans @sgevans]

For the offended Messi fans responding - the award is for MVP - not 'Best Player in MLS'. Messi is the best player in MLS by far - obviously. But Mukhtar took a team to top position (ahead of Messi's team) with his own skills but also by making those around him play better.

[The Octopus 🐙 @TheOctopusTips]

@tntsports They were all 36, quit the crap.

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@vin_moneta For us, for the culture.