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Mild-mannered mercenary marketing copywriter and cultured heathen novelist. “A tough cookie,”according to a Russian man in Boston.

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How many women do you know who have a cheese in their purse? Because I do. Emergencheese.

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The Wheeler women are fucking warriors, and the Wheeler men are…just there. #StrangerThings5

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I had @progressive insurance since I bought my home 4 yrs ago, insured for just under $500K. No claims. It was going to increase by $1,300 in 2026.

The house’s now insured by @USAA for $1M. I’m paying the same amount in 2026 that I paid Progressive for half the coverage in 2025.

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One of my favorite activities is looking back on who I dated when they were at their absolute peak attractiveness.

One of my least favorite activities is looking back on who dated me when I was at my absolute peak attractiveness, because those idiots did not deserve me 😭😅

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Did someone producing True Blood get paid per exposed tit and ass cheek, or what?

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I will forever be mad that two of the biggest vampire TV shows of the last decade cast actors with faces like a foot as the main male character/love interest. I cannot buy a man who looks like someone you’d run into at Target as a centuries-old powerful vampire; I just can’t.

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Just the kinda girl who meets up with a friend on a Friday night for drinks and dinner and…a little casual axe-throwing.

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When we were in Italy, Shane and his sibs pulled me into a gelato shop like, “The proprietress is in a bad mood and doesn’t like us. Speak Italian with her,” and sure enough, when I ordered for everyone in Italian and wished her a buona giornata, she was lovely.

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Oh yeah, we’re “winning” so hard under Trump that my retirement fund has lost over 10% since he took office…

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Congratulations to our 2025 Iditarod Champion, Jessie Holmes!! 🐾🏆🐾 Holmes crossed the new Burled Arch just after 3:00 a.m. today, March 14th and both he and his team are looking incredible! Photos and official press release to follow shortly. 🏆CONGRATULATIONS, JESSIE!🏆

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My mom while on the phone with me at a friend’s house, in a super-twee voice: “Oh, guess what?! (Off to her friend) Can I tell her the good news? Not yet? They want to announce it? Oh, okay, okay. Never mind!”

Well, SOMEONE’S pregnant 😂 Congrats on the unprotected sex, I guess.

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As it turns out, working out in some capacity every day will make you extremely busy 🤷🏼‍♀️

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That’s a bat-shit man on a power-trip from hell. I hope you never find yourself in the situation of needing to placate that sort of ego to keep doing your actual job, producing work and not jumping to complete “inane tests”—talk about a REAL waste of time and taxpayer dollars!

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It should be a flaming red flag when anyone in a position of power self-admits to creating “inane tests” for those under them to complete and “pass.”

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If someone makes you perform an “utterly trivial” task, which they express has no purpose except “passing” their control-freak needs, and extols responses requiring no thought, it’s not a good measure of an employee’s worth, but IS an excellent example of a megalomaniac at work.

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@BobsBurgersFOX @FOXTV Yet another morality tale targeted at kids instead of adults. I am so bored with the writing over the last two seasons; bring back the irreverent humor that made this show sparkle for adults.

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Learning multiple languages is like:

Me: Let’s count to ten in Italian.

My brain: Hold on, let me do 1-10 in French, first.

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A Gemini being haunted by the memory of a Scorpio is just so on-the-nose.

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I miss the older, irreverent seasons of @BobsBurgersFOX, when there was innuendo and it wasn’t marketed to be so family-friendly. The current and last season in particular have seen a marked shift to earnest, morality-based storytelling. Honestly, give me back the mad-cap humor.

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“#ScariestHouse in America” @hgtv @unfoRETTAble missed one in the Midwest; welcome to my haunted 1890 Victorian, where a previous owner lived for 83 years and then returned after her death (Evelyn’s a great roommate; very considerate):

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There’s nothing quite like the feeling of “I just want my dad” after he’s passed away. A good dad is your best teacher and protector, and leaves a hole that’s impossible to fill. I wish mine were still around to help me tackle things—metaphorically and literally—all the time.