Ankit Raj Bachchan

Shruti Shrivastava ka dost.

If you came via Instagram: LOL

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Me as a therapist:
"Tu chutiya hai kya?"

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Indians only do two things in a flight -
Delete photos from the cloud
Pee

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Savings ke baare me mat puchho. I'm either wearing it, or eating it.

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no one:

me: yaar main bhul gaya mujhe kya bolna tha

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Dheere dheere samajh aa raha ki log bachpan mein mujhe slow learner kyun bolte the 😔

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Modiji, mujhe to mera credit card bill bhi thoda Mughlai sa lag raha hai 🥲

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Hairline ko kaise pata chalta hai ki shadi ki umar ho rahi hai? 🥺

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Yaar apne 3BHK mein ek aesthetic wall toh main bhi deserve karta hoon. 😔

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Ek din ye daba ke mithayi khana hi meri maut ka kaaran banegi.
#diwali

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I don't think I can dhinka-chika my way out of this 😓

#Crypto #cryptocurrency

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Bear Run ki maa ki aankh behnchod.

#Crypto #cryptocurrency

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Lavde ka " #crypto is the future"

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Fall season? April se bear market dekh raha hoon.

#Crypto #cryptocurrency

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Ek din ye fake breakouts hi mere maut ka kaaran banegi

#Crypto #cryptocurrency

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Lavde ka "buy when everyone's selling"

#Crypto #cryptocurrency

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I either make 120% profit or lose it all. There's no SL in between.

#Crypto #cryptocurrency

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Marriage is all about switching from the Apparels section to Home Decor 💑

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@elonmusk Abey TITS ki baat kar raha hai woh

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@vinaykrsinghal @STAGEdotin Entrepreneurs and learners for life! 💯

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Yes, I'm free to welcome anyone you want @Clubhouse
But I was taking a dump when you switched on my mic 😔🥺

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@Deeep0_0 @CaptainJackAPE @Moonfinder3 @cryptofrog202 @CryptoWarlordd @AdamHODL @AhmedNi06855478 @nirajhodler @haydenzadams @IncomeTaxIndia 🤗