Office Diva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

His post did not do well. 28 likes? I could get that if I did a #selfie. #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

A: Give me your finger to paint. B: What color is that? A: It's Deborah Lippmann. B: That shit ain't @CHANEL. #officediva #divaquote

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

She put her soup in her @31philliplim bag. #officediva #divaquote

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

You know she's high maintenance. Her name is like 800 letters long. #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

I'm so sick of the Instahoes. #Instagram #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

Who's that girl? She needs a conditioning treatment. #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

I don't drink out of plastic cups. #officediva #divaquote

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

A: This girl in my class has that bag. B: Ew! But it's ugly! A: I know but it's #Chanel. #officediva #divaquote

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

That dog stinks. My dog's going to smell like Tom Ford. #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

If I die in this wood paneling, I'll kill myself. #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

Oh, she's a model? What's her agency, Instagram? #officediva #divaquotes

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

A: My car has a tape player. B: A cassette? C: What's a cassette? #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

A: I love that #Chanel shirt. B: It's vintage. *side-eye*. #officediva #divaquote

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

I like shorts. I have cute legs. #officediva #divaquotes

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

"You know why I don't like cats? It's because there's only room for 1 fucking bitch in my house and that's me." #divaquote #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

@TheCut I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell "jewelry" [in the article].

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

Nobody follows me on @Tumblr and my #Tumblr is beautiful. I want more. #divaquotes #officediva

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

I don't like her jumpsuit. I think it's kind of tragic. #divaquotes #officediva #SMWLA

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

I'm not taking my picture on that thing. Unless there's #Cartier and #Hermes on the step-and-repeat... Not gonna happen. #officediva #smwla

[Office Diva @TheOfficeDiva]

This networking event is kind of lame. I do my networking at a golf course. #officediva #divaquotes